Damien goes to bed,
"Goodnight mummy wummy"
"Goodnight Damien hunny!"
She has a clip on her nose because Damien gets extra gassy when he's sleeping
Damien falls asleep, he loves to sleep because his dreams are the only place where nobody judges him cause of his stank or fat
Damien wakes up shortly after falling asleep
"huh..... what happened why am I up..... and why do I feel..... bulky?..... skinny??"
Damien gets up and runs to the mirror
"OH MY GOD."
"I'm finally.... SKINNY....."
Damien jumped with joy as the floor finally doesn't shake
" well I guess I must get ready for school!"
Damien says putting on smth besides that venom hoodie that he's been wearing since 300 BCE
Fast forward now damien is in school
As Damien walks in he sees something surprising....
"Nobodies covering their nose..."
Damien looks around scratching his head with his new FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯 cut
"And people.... Like me???"
A cute girl walks towards damien covering her face
"Would you.... Go out with me maybe.... Heh!...."
Damien gasps
"OH MY GOD!!!! MY DISCORD E KITTEN FANTASY COMES TRUE!!!!!!!! I FINALLY HAVE A KITTEN BESIDES AIDEN!!!!!!!!!!! HUZZAH!"
He jumps up but this time the school doesn't crumble into bits
"Heh.... Yeah queen Chan.... I'll go out with u.... DATTEBAYO!!!"
Damien smirks
"Great!...."
She runs off blushing
"Heh.... Usually when I do that they run away screaming..... we'll usually because I break the school but... heh whatever..."
But suddenly the world starts spinning in slow motion
Everyone stops moving and Damien is left clueless
Damien wakes up
"NO OH NO OH NO!!! CMON LET ME DREAM A LITTLE MORE!"
He says crying
the end
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