Damien is walking to his own private bathroom because he cannot fit in the stalls
Just so happens there are a couple band kids in the hall playing
"Damn tf that smell☠️"
The percussion kid says
"I can't breath😭"
The 2 flutes say
Damien feels ashamed of taking a big fat shit
So Damien runs out crying covering his face but since his rolls stop him from running he just waddles away
( he forgot to wipe)
Damien is crying in the corner
Aiden is walking to the bathroom because his fatass can't fit through the stalls either
"D-Damien sama!"
Damien looks up with tears in his eyes
"What's wrong pookie 🥺🥺🥺💔"
Aiden says
"The.. the.. band kids in the hall Aiden sama.."
Aidens eyes wide up
"WHAT DID THEY DO."
Aiden stops
"They.."
"Made fun of me and my shit"
Aidens eyes pop out like a 1950s cartoon character
"ALRIGHT. THATS IT ENOUGH. NO MORE MR NICE GUY."
Aiden stops to the band kids
"Hey buddies..."
Aiden giggles sinisterly
"I heard you were bullying my kitten.."
"yeah?"
The band kids start laughing
"WELL NO MORE MR NICE GUY!."
Aiden turns into a demon from fattasland
"YOU WANNA MESS WITH ME NOW?"
Aiden uses his fire breathing powers to abolish the band kids
Adien walks up to Damien
"They won't hurt u any longer.."
Damien sniffs
"Really?."
"Yeah"
Damien and Aiden make out to this charming man by the smiths
"I would go out tonight.."
Aiden sings
"But I haven't got a stitch to wear.."
Damien sings back
As they ride into the sunset to the nearest McDonald's
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