Rin: I can't believe you bailed on those girls after they made you all that food why didn't you eat the lunches man what a waste

Kenji: I know right I thought dad taught you better than to waste food

Kenji is still eating

Yukio: think about it I can't eat three lunches at once and even if I only picked one the other girls would get upset

Rin and Kenji weren't listening 

Rin because he's looking at food

Kenji because he doesn't care and he's still eating

Yukio: hey Kenji you going to get a ticket from the vending machine

Kenji: hmm sure why not

Rin: wait no don't do it they too expensive

It without even hesitating he gets a bowl of ramen costing 4000 yen

Kenji then starts slurping it down looking absolutely blissful

Kenji: Ahh what great food

Rin is staring at him: what the hell it's too expansive

Kenji: do you know how much I sell those weapons for they are about 3,000,000 yen maybe a bit less "by the way I did research in this is the average for how much a traditional Japanese katana costs which is about 20-30,000 dollars but for what he needs he's got no trouble"

Rin: ok but seriously what the hell tell me these prices are actually fake and they scammed Kenji

Yukio: nope again this is a rich kids school

Rin: stuck up rich kids when I get through with you GRR

Yukio holds rin back from going demon on these snooty scumbags

Kenji is just eating pretending he doesn't know them

Rin and Yukio leave

Kenji: (knowing them first they'll got to Mephisto but he'll just succeed in pissing Rin off and then rin will learn yukio gets payed decently so I guess all that leaves is for)

Kenji's mount starts drooling

Kenji: (I get to have Rin's food for lunch everyday oh man am I blessed)

Kenji finishes off his ramen and claps his hands

Kenji: thank you for the food!

They go through their day

Kenji does some forging with Draco

Here's how this works he has a big anvil and he basically gets Draco to heat  the metal for him he could do it himself but it would throw off his rhythm

Kenji walks back to his room

Kenji: I can't wait too have your food tomorrow rin make sure it's awesome

Rin: oh isn't it always now go on and go to bed

Kenji: roger that!

Kenji flops on his bed and goes to sleep

The next day

Kenji opens his door to see Yukio flying past his door

Kenji blinks

Rin, YOU FOUR EYED MOLE FACE

Yukio gets up angry: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A FOUR EYED MOLEFACE

Rin: SHUT UP I don't care how hungry you where in this house there's things you never do

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