Warriors Spoofs

#12

Sandstorm: you know, why am I in a single kit litter?

Redtail: because all my awesomeness transferred down to you! You wouldn't want to share that, would you?

Dustpelt: hm, but that isn't the only explanation, Redtail.

Redtail: ah, my former apprentice! Why are you working against me?

Dustpelt: I haven't even said anything yet!

Redtail: well? What's your alternate reason?

Dustpelt: well, maybe you weren't awesome enough for more kits. If there had been more, Sandstorm would be the most boring cat in history.

Redtail: I don't get it.

Sandstorm: precisely.