Bluestar: when I was younger, the mice were a little bigger than they are today.
Mumblefoot (who is, by the way, a ThunderClan elder): Back in my day, the mice looked like tambourines!
Bluestar: what's a tambourine?
Skystar: hush, you. In my day, we didn't have mice! We had saber tooth tigers!
Bluestar: you're not THAT old!
Skystar: indeed I am. I was here when the Clans were founded. I am a founder!
Bluestar: yeah, but the saber tooth tigers were from the ICE AGE.
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