I Love Yoo One shots

an ironic smutty fic

preface: this is ironic and based off of jokes made on the discord (please enjoy)

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"But papa, I love him!" she stood, hands on heart "hes the sun to my moon, the water to my sea!" tears welled up in her eyes "the cleopatra to my mark anthony"
"shin ae, they fucking died at the end"
"you just dont understand what i feel!"

her feet carried her to the hospital, red orbs gazing up at the building.
its now or never.
"Yeongi!" she called through the corridors, "YEONGIIIIIIIIII"

"i swear to fucking god im losing my fucking marbles" he said outloud "i should go and see if im hearing things"

walking to the corridor, shin ae ran to him, wrapping herself around him like string on a ham.

"i love yoo, smoochie"
she nuzzled him with a big uwu as he owoed back.
"i love yoo too, pookie"

lifting her against the wall, their lips passionately collided, his tounge lacing her soft lips asking for permission to keep going - she accepted willingly. his hands work their way through her hair and up her shirt, carresing the soft skin Beneath (thank you to Elle for helping me spell beneath x)  her clothing. their breath is warm on each. "what are we doing?" she whispers in his ear,
"do you want me to stop babygirl?"
she tilts her head back as a sign for him to keep going, they tear into eachother until they fall to the floor, exhausted.

the hospital staff watching them half-fuck in the corridor start clapping,
"what a show!" "encore!!": they hadnt gone back into his fucking room. they did that shit in a public hospital corridor.

slay?