MCYT Incorrect Quotes

Numero Uno

Scott - Not gonna lie, Jimmy is one of the prettiest men I've ever met, homo

Pearl - It's actually no homo-

Scott - Did I stutter?

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Pearl wearing a sparkly red dress - Well I think one of us had a wardrobe malfunction

Grian wearing the same dress - You're right, red just isn't your color

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Pearl, Xisuma, and Wels - It's so cool how there are three sets of twins-

Ex and Hels - I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL FOR OUR TWINS HONOR!

Pearl, Xisuma, and Wels - Guys no-

Grian - YOU'RE GOING DOWN!

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Xisuma - So what was it you wanted to tell me?

Ex - I legally changed my name

Xisuma - Oka-

Ex - Ok fine I illegally changed my name

Xisuma - But that's not illegal-

Ex - I'm wanted in six servers now

Xisuma - How-

Ex - I'M A WANTED MAN XISUMA

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Grian - Scar, magic isn't real

Scar - Grian, you died yesterday

Grian - And?

Scar - You're alive now

Grian - I got better

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Lizzie - Hello Hermes, you're going to have so much fun with your-

Lizzie - Uh

Lizzie - Wait what am I to you?

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Scar - He gave you a heart made out of cookies Grian! How can I compete with that?

Grian - Scar, that heart was a war crime in three servers

Scar - You've committed war crimes in three servers!

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Xornoth - Aeor and Exor will be mad

Scott - How so?

Xornoth - We're both gay

Scott - They're homophobic?

Xornoth - No, this bloodline ends with us

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Joel - I'm a bad boy

Jimmy - I'm so glad boys

Grian - I'm really, really mad boys

Jimmy - That makes me sad boys

Grian - Is this a fad boys?

Joel - Nah, it's rad boys

Scar - Huh-

Grian - RUN! IT'S A LAD BOYS!

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Hels - Are we the villains who lose and die in the end?

Ex - Nah, we're the redeemable anti-heroes who were fighting for each others love

Hels - We love each other?

Ex - You didn't know this?

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Ex - I'm supposed to be really evil

Ex - But I'm just really bored

Ex - Either fight me to the death or play Mario Kart, you choose

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Grian - I love bird watching!

Xisuma- What's your favorite bird?

Grian - I like the large ones with hundreds of eyes!

Xisuma - Grian, I think you and I have very different understandings of what birds are

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Lizzie - So I wasn't born an only child

Jimmy - Wait Lizzie I'm sorry

Lizzie - I was always told I can be whatever I want to be

Jimmy - Lizzie I'm so sorry

Lizzie - ARE YOU STOPPING ME FROM FOLLOWING MY DREAMS JIMMY?

Jimmy - LIZZIE I'M SORRY

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Xisuma - Hey Ex! Watcha drinking?

Ex - Juice

Xisuma - What kind?

Ex - Cow

Xisuma - ...

Xisuma - Please never call milk that ever again

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Scar, wearing the Hotguy suit - And then I said-

Grian - Scar are you wearing heels?

Scar - No-

Grian - And a muscle suit?

Scar - I'm just that strong

Grian - Scar you screamed at a squirrel yesterday

Scar - DID YOU SEE IT, THAT SQUIRREL WAS MENACING!

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Hels - We should prank our twins

Ex - Yeah, let's pretend to get married

Hels - And when they find out, let's actually get married

Ex - They'll never see it coming!

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Xisuma - I'm running on three hours of sleep and three hours of expresso

Ex - Expresso doesn't have hours-

Xisuma - YOU DARE QUESTION THE BEAN!?

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Lizzie - You're my best friend Joel

Joel - I'm also your husband

Lizzie - But you're my best friend

Joel - Did I just get friendzoned after marriage?

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Grian - I don't know what teens these days like

Pearl - Well, what did you always want when you were in high school?

Grian - Genius! I'll get them a live grenade!

Pearl - Your childhood wishes were very questionable

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Joel - ...

Scott - ...

Joel - ...

Scott - ...

Jimmy - This is really awkward

Lizzie - Shush, they aren't used to being in-laws yet