Stray Static

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TW: sexual thoughts, men making out and smut
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Wilbur POV:

Jesus. Schlatt needs to calm himself. I mean- I get it! I get it entirely! He hates me and I've done terrible shit to make him think that I kidnapped Fundy. And I get that entirely. But just - he needs to be calmer about it.

I walked back home with Alastair, we stopped at Hot Topic on our way, grabbing stuff for Alastair. When we got home, I smiled at the fact that no one was still home. I shut the front door and slammed Alastair up against the wall. He yelped, and I smirked.

"Just relax, alright baby?~" I whispered seductively into his ear. I kissed him passionately on the lips, he kissed back, letting out soft and quiet moans.

God this man is perfect for me. Absolutely perfect. His voice, hair, eyes, personality, everything. He just wants to make me have him scream my name. I pulled him over to the couch, and pushed him onto his knees in between my legs by his head.

"Do you know what I'm asking of you, whore?" I asked, smirking as he slid off my pants and boxers. "There's a good boy~" I praised.

He took in inch by inch with each stroke, his lips felt so nice wrapped around my cock like that. He made eye contact with with me the whole time, I placed my hand on the back of his head, letting out low groans of approval every time he sucked harder and faster.

Suddenly, to my horror, I heard the front door open, I whipped my head around to see a terrified Ranboo and annoyed Technoblade. Ranboo immediately covered his eyes and ran into the door, opening it finally and leaving, all while saying, "I'm so so so so sorry!!" Over and over again, I rolled my eyes at the annoyed Techno and then turned my attention back to Alastair.

"Keep going baby~" I said, and he did. I let my head fall backwards. Techno immediately got pissed. "You're calling Schlatt and asking for him to have coffee with me." Techno said, annoyed.

I rolled my eyes again and just groaned lowly at Alastair sucking my cock, and god was he good at it. "WILBUR, SOOT, WILLIAM, MINECRAFT!" Oh shit my full name. Oh no. "Fine I'll call him. Just - let me finish with throat fucking this pretty boy first." I responded.

"Ugh. Fine." Techno Said, leaving.

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I woke up. I don't know how long I was knocked out for. I looked over and saw Fundy. Thank god. He's okay. "Tommy... I'm scared." He softly whispered to me, I got up and walked over to him, sitting down next to him as I was allowed to freely walk and Fundy for some reason was chained up. I pulled him in for cuddles. "Shh. Don't worry, my love, someone will find us eventually. But for right now, all we have each other. And I-I think that's a start. Hm?" I responded calmly, though I wasn't calm at all. "Oh look who's awake~!" I've heard that voice before. "The traitor and his boyfriend!" Fundy looked horrified, looking over at me. "I'm sorry for getting you dragged into this..." And before either of us could react, Fundy was forced his mouth open and got alcohol, aka champagne shoved dow his throat. He tried not to cry. I saw the look in his eyes as his eyes cried out for help, one bottle after another...
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