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Wilbur POV:
"We don't know. They told us they'd be at Schlatts and their not there. And they never told us they'd be changing plans." Techno calmly explained.
"Wait what? A-Are they okay..?" I ask, sounding worried. "That's the thing, we have no idea. They could be dead for all we know but we both know Fundys too strong to let himself and Tommy be murdered like that." I nodded. Technos right, Fundys strong. He'll - he'll make sure they both get back home alive, safe and unharmed. Hopefully.
I sighed and continued watching Hamilton. My breath shaking. Suddenly I got a text from Quackity.
Texts:
Duck man: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHATTTTT
Wilbur: What what whattt do you want Quackity
Duck man: I GOT A NEW RECRUIT FOR LAS NEVADAS!!!!!!
Wilbur: Alright, what would you like? A golden fucking medal?
Duck man: .......
Wilbur: ...Don't you DARE say it.
Duck man: ....... Yes actually a hold medal would be nice-
Wilbur: This is why I divorced you. Also it's *gold
Duck man: I DIVORCED YOU?!
Wilbur: ..Tomato tomatoe.
Duck man: Bitch- istg-
Wilbur: Anywayssssss, I'm shocked your not like, panicked right now. 🤨
Duck man: I am. I've had like 50 panic attacks, Schlatts counting 😙✌️
Wilbur: THATS NOT SOMETHING TO BE FUCKING PROUD OF QUACKITY 😭😭😭
Duck man: WHY NOT? ITS THE MOST TIME IVE FELT LIKE DYING. Correction, being married to you was worse. 🫶
Wilbur: please let's not do that right now 😭😭
Duck man: Ugh. Fineee. Anyways, baiiiii!!!! Please come say hi to the new person sooner or later he's really nice, absolute Angel.
Wilbur: Fine. I will. Bye Quackity
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I put my phone down. New person in Las Nevadas. That's, nice. I guess. I sighed and got up, making some ice tea before sitting back down. I'll go say hi tomorrow.
I fell asleep on the couch that night.
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Sorry for the short chapters but next is smut- and it'll probably be longer.
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FanfictionI looked at the movie. Everything my parents ever did to me. Everything that those sick fucks did. It was on live television and advertised as a 'found footage movie'. Would I ever be believed now? ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Everything besides William has been ok...
