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chapter two!!

Injoy!

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Izuku: a mosquito was bugging me so i slapped my hands together and killed it

Izuku: bit that made me think

Izuku: what if it was just going to get it's food

Izuku: what if I went to the fridge but I suddenly cracked my neck and died

Todoroki:.......are you okay..?

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(Deku as number one hero)

Ochaco: why is deku crying?

Todoroki: he asked for some new heros autograph and they asked for his autograph back

Deku: it's just that they're so cool and they think *sniff* I- I am cool.

Todoroki: midoriya your litrelly the number one hero

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Bakugou: hitting the gym to release some stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the person who caused that stress

Izuku:............

Izuku: *backs away slowly*

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Izuku: my wrist hurt.

Krishima: why? You were with the nurse the whole day because you broke your ankle

Izuku: because I had to write "I will not be stupid and will not hurt myself again" like a million times

Krishima: who told you to do that?

Todoroki: me

Krishima:.........

Todoroki: it needed to be done

(It needs to be done)

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Todoroki: umm izuku who's this?

Izuku (on an underground mission): u-um my ex boyfriend

Bakugou: so this is how your gonna end things asshole!? Alright then fucker,you wanna sell yourself to this two coloured eyed bitch!?

Izuku: k-kacha-

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Bakugou : *sees someone doing something stupid*

Bakugou : What an idiot.

Bakugou : *realizes it's Izuku*

Bakugou : Wait, that's MY idiot!

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*after discussing a plan*

Bakugou : Does anyone have any questions?

Izuku: Is this legal?

Bakugou : Does anyone have any relevant questions?

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Fr now on we'll have 7 quotes a chapter because that's what I used to do in my previous book and i just got to know it's pretty hard to make quotes