Y/N: What is it Blitz? Im kinda busy here...
Blitzo: Hey, sorry for interuppting. We're going to a festival in the wrath ring today, so get ready.
[Before Y/N could utter a word, Blitz had hung up. Letting out a deep sigh, Y/N walked home.]
[Scene shifts to the Rough n'Tumbleweed ranch. The I.M.P van pulls up in front of 2 imps.]
Millie: Mama! Daddy!
[Millie gets out of the van and happily runs toward her parents. Her father hugs her and spins her around before placing her down.]
Joe: Yeeeee-hawwww! How's my deadly little pumpkin spice doing?
[Joe ruffles Millie's hair affectionately.]
Millie: I'm good, Pa! Thanks for lettin' us stay here for the harvest jamboree.
Lin: It's no trouble. We know you aren't making as much anymore since y'all went "freelance".
Millie: Freelance pays fine, Ma! We're doin' fiiiiine! [serious] It's fine.
[Millie walks over to Moxxie, who is struggling to carry luggage.]
Millie: Anyway, y'all remember my husband Moxxie?
[Millie shoves a nervous Moxxie in front of her parents. They stare at him in disapproval.]
Joe: Hmph.
Moxxie: Greetings, Lin! Joe! How have you been, uh, with all the... flaming twisters and stuff around here? *nervously holds out his hand*
Joe: We lost our old farm hand to one of them terrors last week.
Moxxie: *laughs nervously* Oh, crumbs. My bad! I am so sorry. I- I didn't mean to open that wound... sir.
Blitzo: Hey, watch it! I'm the "sir" here, bucko!
Millie: Oh yeah! Y'all haven't met my boss Blitzo! And his hellhound!
Loona: I'm not just his hellhound.
Blitzo: Yeah, she's my daughter! [pulls Loona to his side]
Loona: Only on paper.
Blitzo: Say, uh...wheres Y/N?
[suddenly a portal opened out of nowhere, Y/N stepping out of it holding a bottle of Beezlebub juice.]
Y/N: Yeah im here...wsp
Joe: Ah, so you're this "dark lord" Millies told me so much about, great to meet ya! [he'd offer his hand]
Y/N: Yeah great to meet-
[Blitzo walks over to Millie's parents.]
Blitzo: It's a pleasure to finally meet the sperm and egg factory *shoves Y/N away* that popped out this little gem of an assassin. You two raised a *playfully elbows Millie* sturdy bitch!
Joe: *chuckles* That we did! So... Blitzo, is it? Heh heh. That's a fine name.
[Blitzo and Joe shake hands.]
Lin: It reminds me of war.
Joe: *sighs happily* Nothing like a little war to make a strong man! *flexes bicep*
Blitzo: I like you people.
Moxxie: Y'know... more battles were won by technological advances in warfare. I've researched the history of weaponry extensively, and it's inspiring how... for example, the progression of guns utilizing angelic technology has changed the landscape of Hell's combative...
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Helluva boss: Prince of the gods
Fan FiktionY/n are the son of the ruler of outer gods, Azathoth. You don't know how, but you ended up in the Pride ring. Curiosity consumes you, as you explore the place called IMP city, but you're briefly interrupted by a man in red.
Harvest moon festival
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