(ON HOLD) Bit of carnage and a helluva time (helluva boss x male carnage reader)

DAMMIT CARNAGE!

Fizzarolli: Ohhhh just the thought of it turns me on.

Sallie may: Yeah and me both sister.

The girls share a sly grin which gave a cold shiver down his spine.

Y/N: (shivers) Urgh the fuck?

Vortex: Hey Y/N man are you okay?

Y/N: Yeah tex I don't know why but I just got this cold feeling down my spine I'm not sure why.

Carnage looked at Y/N while he had cheese and nachos stuck in his teeth and then turned to where the girls were. Upon seeing thier smirk carnage smiled knowing well that loona had agreed to share him.

Carnage: (Haha she agreed it worked evreything is going according to plan. Now.....time for phase two of operation "Harem")

Yes even after convincing the girls to share Y/N he wasn't done. Oh no he had one last thing to do before his mission was complete and what he was about to do would be considered by many to be crazy demented and downright insane but this is carnage after all crazy demented and insane runs in the blood.

Carnage: Hey Y/N look over there it's asmodeus and beelzebub! Hey you two over here!

Y/N: Carnage?!

The two girls walk over to Y/N with hearts in thier eyes.

Beelzebub: Heya Y/N whats cracking?!

Asmodeus: Heya sugar I missed that handsome face and sexy voice of yours.

Y/N: Oh uh hehe heya you two long time no see how's things in the gluttony and lust ring?

Beelzebub: Oh you already know party all day evrey day!

Asmodeus: Ozzie's has never been more busy ever since you wet the panties of evrey girl in hell people have been visiting my fine establishment dying to meet you and bed you.

Y/N: Oh yeah the fame I've got from that has gotten out of control I can't go one moment in public without some crazy chick trying to get into my pants.

Beelzebub: Ohhhh it sounds pretty bad.

Y/N: Oh sweetheart you have no fucking idea.

With Y/N occupied carnage seizes his opportunity and without Y/N noticing detaches himself from Y/N by the leg and slowly sneaks away and slivers into a vent without being seen by anyone.......except for his symbiote rival venom.

Venom: (Carnage? What the hell is that fucker up to?)

Stolas: Evreyone gather round its finnaly time to wish my dear octavia a happy birthday!

Evreyone gathered around stolas and his daughter and prepared to sing happy birthday while in the vents carnage slowly but surely made his way through the ventilation towards stolas's bedroom.

Carnage: Ugh Jesus I forgot how hard it is to move without a host. Come on quit your bitching carnage just a little futher now.

As carnage neared his target Joe lin and sallie may bought out the cake which was in shape of large tiara which had a candle on top of the tiara and the crowd begin to sing.

Crowd: ♬Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday octaviaaaaa! Happy birthday to you!♬

Octavia blew out the candles and the crowd erupted in cheers.

Stolas: Happy birthday octavia.

Octavia: Thanks dad. Thanks evreyone.

Blitzo: (sniff) Oh fuck me they grow up so fast.