MY RANDOM BOOK OF RANDOMNESS

When playing video games

Before you play a rage inducing video game, such as Call of Duty, Legendary, or Lego Batman, ask yourself the following questions in order to prevent your loved ones from physical injury.

1) When you get mad at someone and/or something, do you throw household items at them/it?

2) When you see a commercial that you dislike, do you occasionally cuss at the TV?

These are for fangirls/fanboys:

3) When your ship or OTP sinks, do you scream and throw whatever you are holding at the wall?

4) When your NOTP sinks, do you yell something along the lines of:

"HAHAHA!!! YES!!!! F*** YOU BISH!!!!! HA!!! HA!!! AHAHAHAH!!!

If you answered yes to any of these questions, you may be subject to raging while playing video games, and I strongly advise you not to play any rage-inducing games. If you do, make sure that you are in a soundproof room so that your loved ones will not have their eardrums exploded.

Thank you.

P.S. Media: When raging, eat cake.