I'M NOT NORMAL

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So I was talking with my stepmom, and we were talking about how I open candy wrappers. The reason was because I tear the side instead of just opening the top.

And then she said, "I mean, any normal person would just open the top. And I was just like, "(insert stepmom's name here), I think we already established the fact that I'm not normal."

She got real quiet after that.

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