Do I know you? Five Hargreaves x male reader

Meet the family...sort of

I heard the alarm go off and i made my way to the balcony with my other siblings and we heard our father talking to people

"This isn't your home"
he told the person

"What are you talking about...this is the umbrella academy"
we heard a girl say

"Wrong again...this...is the sparrow academy"
our father said and we were all standing together looking down at the random people in our house. They turned around and looked up at us me and my siblings looked at each other wondering who they were

I looked down and saw Ben already down there and the others looked at him with surprise and shock in there eyes but me and my siblings were still confused on who the people were

"Dad who the hell are these assholes"
ben said looking at all of them

"Shit"
the others all said at the same time
"Ben"
one with a hat said one big guy walked a little close to Ben
"Is that really you?"
the big guy asked and i looked even more confuse how did they know him
"And who are the weirdos on the balcony?"
a guy yelled looking up at us and I rolled my eyes I was wondering who he was talking to like that

"They are the sparrows...my children"
our father said and I crossed my arms and smirked after a moment the boy spoke up looking at Reginald

"I'm sorry. What do you mean, your children"
he asked walking slightly closer to Reginald
"That's not possible, old man"
he said and i stared at him

"Of course it is! I think I'd know, wouldn't I"
"Everybody else can see Ben, right?"
the one with the hat asked
"Cute hat, Sundance"
"They call themselves the umbrella academy a group of scheming, perfidious malcontents who accosted me in the fall of 1963 when I was away on business in Dallas be warned, they claim to be my spawn"
Reginald said and i chuckled lightly and Sloane and nudged my arm we were now on the first floor now standing face to face with the so called umbrella academy
"Claim? Look, five what the hell his going on?
a lady in all black said
"I don't know yet, but it's concerning"
the one name five said and he looked cute
"Is he telling the truth"
"Yeah what are they talking about"
i asked Sloane and she just shrugged

"Not the part about us being perfidious-"

"No, we're amateur-fidious, at best"
"But wee are his children. This is our house"

"Yeah, yeah. We, uh... we grew i up here."
the big guy said
"Yeah, we grew up here"
alphonso mocked him and me and fei laughed

"I kind of think we would have noticed you"
Sloane told them and the guy looked at her
"Hi I'm Luther"
and i gave him a weird look because he was smiling at her and it was disturbing me

"Okay. None of you belong here"
"Oh! Well then I guess we'll just pack our bags and move out"
fei said sarcastically

"Yeah I guess it was time for me to move out"
i said crossing my arms and i didn't notice the look the boy was giving me Christopher said something and we all chuckled
"You slay me, Chris"
ben says and we were still chuckling a little

grace enters with a plate of cookies

"I wasn't expecting company this is the best I could do on short—" *grace was spazzing out* "Short...short notice"
*she tells us and the guy that yelled at us took a step closer to her and said*
"Mom-. Mom she's a robot, you perv"
"It's not a robot-"
"Hey, don't you call him that"
"Or what?"
"Come closer and find out"
"Luther! Guys, chill"
"You think I'm afraid"
"Stand down Ben"

as they were Arguing i started to get annoyed and I wanted to go back to my room

"Look at that! She's got a voice!"
"How about i hide that big ruins cube up your ass?"
"Enough!"