These will feature Lloyd, Kai, Jay, Zane, Cole, Nya, Dareth and Pixal, just FYI. Welp enjoy!
~
Cole, watching Jay do something stupid: Kai, you're officially only the second highest risk here.
Kai: Hell yeah! I'm gonna—
Cole: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.
~
Pixal: Did you have to stab them?
Nya: You weren't there. You didn't hear what they said to me.
Pixal: What did they say?
Nya: "What are you going to do, stab me?"
Pixal: That's fair.
~
Kai: I don't remember that.
Cole: Do you remember that night last week when you slept in a revolving door?
Kai: ...No.
Cole: Okay, do you remember when you were chased by those wild dogs for two miles?
Kai: Not especially, no.
Cole: It was in between those two things.
~
Dareth: I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver.
Dareth: When it hits a corner perfect, I'm allowed one good idea.
~
*Jay and Cole are cuddling*
Jay: Tell me something I don't know about you.
Cole: *leans in to whisper in Jay's ear, voice deep and sensual* I like Japanese food so much that every time I watch Lord of the Rings and see Gollum eating the raw fish, my mouth waters.
Jay:
Jay:
Jay: I meant like your favorite color, but okay.
~
Dareth: I'm the smartest, wisest person in this group.
Cole: Really? Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine?
Dareth: I paid for my Mars Bar, I'm getting my Mars Bar.
~
Zane: We need a plan to beat them.
Dareth: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.
Zane:
Dareth: Judge me all you want, I get results.
~
*The Squad is at Lloyd's house*
Kai: Ohhhh we each get our own oven?
Lloyd: ...N-No...
Lloyd, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Kai, motioning to the kitchen: Three, I thought!
Cole: I see a-
Lloyd, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Kai: Oh, well I-
Lloyd: Hey, wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Lloyd, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Jay: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Nya: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
![](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/348112372-288-k582831.jpg)
YOU ARE READING
Ninjago crack book
FanfictionHELP I'M SORRY FOR THIS BUT I'M BACK IN MY NINJAGO HYPERFIX- Welp enjoy!