It's Christmas now Harry went to slughorns Christmas dinner party but i did not. i refuse to speak two words to him the fucking brat. Anyways i'm at home with Draco surrounded by my parents sirius and remus
"we need to have a talk with you two" i heard my dad's voice I turn around to see sirius and my dad " about what i asked " so we know you know how babies are made obviously" i looked mortified knowing where this was going so did Dray " but we want to make sure you know what protection is" sirius says and pulls out a banana while dad pulled out a condom." oh Merlin" i say in utter embarrassment. Draco has gone pale." so first what you need to do is take the condom and put it on like this" dad put the condom on the banana while sirius holds it. " any questions""what the hell are you doing"we here my mum screech" Lilly flower we were showing the children how to use protection that way we dont have anymore happy accidents" she was livid" look at the poor boys face he looks faint." remus has now joined the conversation." ok we are leaving i say as i take a silent Draco and leave the room
