Cliche(A parody)

Cliche # 10: The Bet

"You weren't supposed to read that text out loud!" She glared at me while talking through clenched teeth.

I got closer to her and whispered: "How long ago did you--"

"Three weeks." She whispered back.

My eyes widened in shock. "You've been holding shit in your pants for three weeks?"

"I'm really busy!" She growled out.

"How did you even shit on yourself?"

"I forgot to wear my diaper."

"You wear a fucking diaper!?!" What the heck is wrong with this school?

"Quiet down! Yes, I have way too many activities to do to actually have time to go to the bathroom. Or go home."

"When was the last time you went home?"

She tilted her head in thought, "Hmm, I don't remember. When I was ten I think."

"Are we going to be making this bet or not? I got girls to sleep with and an STD to catch."

"Fine, I'll do your stupid bet."

"Okay, all you have to do is not sleep with me for an hour." He replied while doing that weird smirk.

I shrugged my shoulder,"Okay seems easy enough." That was when the whole crowd let out a gasp.

"How can she resist his charms? He's the most popular guy in school! Plus, I hear he's a secret spy and is a famous model/actor!" One girl screamed. She was then knocked out by a man in black.

"He is not a spy. He's just an extremely good looking and athletic teenage boy. Who also know eight different languages and is able to kill a man in under a second." The man in black announced to the crowed before dragging the girl away.

"I sure didn't. The second he looked at me, I was already taking my panties off." The male teacher said while fanning himself.

"Me too." A bunch of jocks said while sighing dreamily at him.

"No seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this school?" I asked myself.

"School? This is a mental hospital." The girl who shits her pants.

I gave her an incredulous look before waving my hand around, "Then why is this like a school and why do you call it a school?"

She simply shrugged, "Budget cuts."

"That doesn't even explain-nope, I'm not doing this. Fuck this shit. I'm about to ride the Nope train to Fuckthisville. Peace." I shouted while walking away from this weird ass school or mental hostpital.

I shivered from the coldness and was wondering where was I going to go.

"Need a ride?" An all familiar voice said.

I whipped my head down and saw the man of my dreams.

"Take me away Batman."

"Hop on." He said while gesturing a the back of his tricycle.

"With pleasure."

That is the story of how I became the sidekick and lover of Midget Batman. Also of how we both died of a tragic tricycle accident because the second we pulled out of the parking lot, a truck ran us over.

THE END

How'd yah like it? Did you laugh? I hope you did cause this is the reason for this story, to make you lovely readers laugh. Now, was there a cliche is this chapter? *shrugs* Um sort of? Oh well. One chapter without a clear cliche isn't gonna matter. Even thought the whole point of this story is to point all of the clichés *awkwardly coughs* Haha I guess I'm gonna go and work on the next chapter that will actually have some clichés so um peace ✌

Oh and um I almost forgot to say that you guys should thank that one reader who has this book under 'Waiting to update' or something along those lines. Cause I was seriously slacking with writing this chapter and holding it off, but I then was checking Discover and guess what I found? If you don't know then I'll explain. I found a reading list by um Glam something? I'm sorry I forgot the username. But you know who you are! Anyway, I found my book in their list and I felt extremely guilty because the person was waiting for a new chapter. A chapter I was too lazy to do. So I want to sincerely apologize to all of you who were anxiously waiting for a new chapter. I then saw that this book has hit over 5K. WHICH IS FLIPPING AMAZING! That also made me feel guilty so um I wanna say thanks to um Glam? I seriously don't know your username but you also have the 500 words book in your reading list? So uh I wanna thank you for indirectly giving the kick in the ass to write a new chapter. Um that's all so uh peace! ✌