Sister: Shut up.
Me: Why?
Sister: 'Cause I said so.
Me: Why do you say so?
Sister: Because, I can!
Me: Why can you?
Sister: Because, I'm older.
Me: Why are you older?
Sister: Because, I was born first.
Me: Oh, you were born first? What, were you the first person on the planet?
Sister: No--
Me: So that doesn't give you the right to tell me to shut up.
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Comebacks! (Funny Comebacks and Insults)
HumorAlways been wanting to say something back to a person who's been insulting you? Well, this is the place you need to go. In this book, there are some pretty awesome comebacks that'll get you through a day of laughter and 'OOHH BURN(s)!!'. Now, hurry...
