Carrie got and iPod. A black one. A 80gb one that plays movies. It's got a message engraved on the silver bit on the back that says: "For our special girl Carrie at Christmas from Mum and Dad XXX".
AND she got a silver teardrop necklace from Tiffany. And a Calvin Klein bra. And a New Look voucher for £50. I'm not jealous or nothing. No way. I'm happy for her. I told my mum. She was on the sofa feeding Penny, our Staffordshire Bull Terrier, chocolate coins and watching a Jeremy Kyle Christmas special called Ho! Ho! Ho! Get Out of My Home! . (It didn't feel very Chrismassy.)
Mum tutted. to be continued ...