SBI x Reader Oneshots 21st Century AU

Blast the bass

All character ages:

Phil 38

Wilbur/Techno/Y/N/Quackity/Karl/Sapnap/Dream/George 16

Tommy 12

Information:

This chapter is a Musical AU, featuring the lyrics of Big Fun from Heathers: the Musical. Musical singing segments will look like this.

Name:

Singing

And with that demonstration over, enjoy!

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Y/N'S POV

MINECRAFT HOUSE

Y/N: I can't believe you're throwing a party after Dad told you no funny business.

Wilbur: He's not here, Y/N. He's visiting Tommy at the Hospital and he's staying there overnight. I don't see what the big deal is.

Y/N: The big deal is going against Dad's orders!

Techno:

Dad says act your age

Wilbur:

You heard the boss, it's time to rage

Wilbur/Techno:

Blast the bass, turn out the light

Ain't nobody home tonight

I ROLL MY EYES AND WALK AWAY, NOT WANTING TO DEAL WITH THIS INFERNAL MUSICAL SINGING

LATER ON

THE PARTY HAS BEGUN AND I'M JUST CHILLING OUT IN THE BACKYARD ON A LAWN CHAIR. MY EYES CATCH SAPNAP AND KARL BEING ROMANTIC WITH EACH OTHER

Sapnap:

Get down, it's all cool

Jump right in my heated pool

SAPNAP SWINGS KARL AROUND

Karl:

Punch the wall and start a fight

Ain't nobody home tonight

SAPNAP DIPS KARL, GIVING HIM A KISS AT THE END OF THE DANCE. I SHOUT OVER AT THEM

Y/N: You guys are adorable!

I WONDER WHERE QUACKITY IS SINCE THE THREE OF THEM ARE VERY MUCH AN ITEM

George:

His folks got a waterbed

Y/N: (Oh no).

Dream:

Come upstairs and rest your head

Y/N: (Not these two!).

DREAM AND GEORGE LOVE EACH OTHER BUT THEY ALSO LOVE ME AND WANT ME IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP. GEORGE GRAPPLES ONTO ME FROM BEHIND

George:

Let us cuddle you

AND DREAM WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND ME FROM IN FRONT

Dream:

While dialling up some pay-per-view

Y/N: No!

I SHOVE BOTH BOYS OFF OF ME AND MAKE A DASH BACK INTO THE HOUSE

UPSTAIRS

BATHROOM

I LOCK THE DOOR AND FRESHEN UP IN THE MIRROR. SUDDENLY THE BATHTUB CURTAINS ARE PULLED BACK, MAKING ME LOOK AT THE FIGURE STANDING IN THE BATHTUB THROUGH THE MIRROR. IT'S QUACKITY

Quackity: Y/N, you are looking good tonight.

FINE, I'LL GET INTO THIS LITTLE MUSICAL WE'VE GOT GOING ON HERE

Y/N:

A hot guy smiled at me

Without a trace of mockery

Brainiac cleans up all right

Y/N Minecraft is hot tonight

I WRAP MY ARMS AROUND QUACKITY

Quackity:

This night's all a blur

How did I get so popular?

Y/N:

Don't get close you might ignite

Y/N Minecraft is hot tonight

WE BOTH GIGGLE AND CUDDLE EACH OTHER CLOSE

Quackity: You're cute, mi amor.

Y/N: Thanks but what about your boyfriends? And why were you just standing in the tub like a creep?

Quackity: *Shrugs shoulders* Plot.

THERE'S A KNOCK AT THE BATHROOM DOOR SO I OPEN IT REVEALING SAP AND KARL

Karl: Hey, are you ok? We saw Dream and George annoying you.

Y/N: Yeah I'm fine. I also found your boyfriend just standing in here for no reason.

Quackity: I told you, it was for the plot!

Y/N: *Rolls eyes*

SUDDENLY THE MUSIC PLAYING THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE CUTS AND I HEAR A LOUD ANGRY VOICE COMING FROM DOWNSTAIRS. IT BELONGS TO MY FATHER

Phil: What the hell are you all doing in my house!? Wilbur! Techno! I want answers right now!

Y/N: Uh oh. Quick, follow me to my room, we can jump out of my window and into the conveniently placed bush below.

SO ALL FOUR OF US DO EXACTLY THAT AND BOOK IT DOWN THE STREET. WE STOP AT A QUIET NEIGHBOURHOOD AND TAKE A SEAT ON THE BENCH AT THE BUS STOP

Y/N: My brothers are gonna be in hella trouble!

I LAUGH ALONG WITH MY FRIENDS

Sapnap: And you're definitely not gonna get any blame for this?

Y/N: Nope. They can't prove either one of us were there so we're in the clear.

I'M SITTING ON SAPNAP'S RIGHT WHILE KARL SITS IN BETWEEN SAPNAP AND QUACKITY. I CATCH THEM HOLDING HANDS AND BOTH GIVING THE MIDDLE MALE A KISS ON THE CHEEK

Y/N: Damn, now I really feel like a third wheel ... Or fourth wheel now that I think about it.

SUDDENLY SAPNAP YANKS ME INTO HIS LAP, PLANTING A KISS ON MY RIGHT CHEEK AS THE OTHER BOYS PLANT KISSES ON THE LEFT SIDE OF MY FACE

Sapnap: There we go, now do you feel included?

I COVER MY FACE WHICH IS BLUSHING LIKE MAD

THE

END

A/N: To be real, this makes me cringe. It feels like a try hard like Riverdale making musical episodes just because they can. But this was inspired as a non-canon unofficial prequel to the lovely Chaos Family which you can read here . They gave me the inspo to write this so thanks!