18: 12?
12: yeah
18: I burnt the water.
12: How the (bleep) did you burn the water!?
18: I was trying to make your special mac & cheese, and I put the water on low heat and it burnt the water..
12: Holy math! Is anything else burnt?
18: yeah
12: 18 what else did you burn?
18: I burnt the house down. I'm so sorry 😭
12: how did you burn the house down?!
18: I was making premade ✨croissants✨ and I put them in the oven and I wasn't paying any attention to how long the ✨croissants✨ were in the oven and they flung out the oven with fire on the chocolate syrup!
12: what else happened?
18: what the fire on the chocolate syrup started to spread and the ✨croissants✨ landed on the LED lights and the fire spread it onto the LED lights and onto everything else!
12: oh no! 18, are you okay?
18: well, my leg is kind of bleeding and I kind of scratched myself with a knife trying to cut one of the ✨croissants✨ in half. So, no.
12: oh (bleep) 18, who's house did you burn down
18: 24's
12: uh oh!
18: what?
12: 24 will be so mad at you!
18: I'm sorry sis I didn't mean to burn the house down!
12: did you at least call the fire department?
18: yeah
12: OK good wait what was in the chocolate syrup
18: something called gas-o-line. Whatever that is.
12: no wonder the house burned down. there was gasoline in the chocolate syrup! But, where did you get your croissants from?
18: octonaughty's bakery.
12: why would you buy croissants from there!?
18: cause I'm obsessed with croissants!
24: 18! Why is my house burnt to ashes?
18: I can explain!
12: no I will. 18 croissants from octonaughty's bakery but didn't know there was gasoline in the chocolate syrup.
24: why would octonaughty put gasoline in the chocolate syrup?
18: idk don't ask me!
8: I think 18 and 12 are on to something.
12: how did u?
8: don't ask maybe octonaughty has a evil plan! 27!
27: yah?
8: to the octobunker
27: ok.
18: that was..
12: awkward?, I know but seriously how do you burn the water? Like be fr!
24: Really like seriously you literally started a fire underwater that one Fourth of July were you were setting off the fireworks!
12: and that is why we only except 10 or one with the fireworks
24: we can't trust you with a simple lighter
12: for real
18: OK OK I'm sorry
24: it's OK just don't get chocolate croissants from that bakery again!
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