Making this instead of writing my other books

Random Shit

Optimus Prime: Where is Bumblebee?

Prowl: I don't know

Bulkhead: Same here

Ratchet: That's not a good thing, if we all don't know where Bumblebee, who knows what kind of trouble he'll get into

~With Bumblebee~

Bumblebee: You think everyone is trying to look for me?

Shockwave: Probably

Soundwave: Yes

Starscream: I would say no, but knowing your prime he probably is

Bumblebee: Then I should get going!

Star & Sound: See yea

Shockwave: Bye Bee

~~

Bumblebee: Hey Ratchet~

Ratchet: What!

Bumblebee: I found something called Rule 34. Do you know what it is?

Ratchet: *Stares at Bumblebee* You didn't click on anything did you kid?

Bumblebee: Nope, but Blurr did and now he is crying on the floor.

Blurr: I regret clicking on it, I'm going to kill myself

~~

Optimus: Bumblebee, for the love of Primus, why is there a dead Decepticon in your room?

Bumblebee: *Looks at the body then back at Optimus* Because he was looking at me in my sleep and plus Unicron wanted me to!

Optimus: *Stares in horror*

Bumblebee: Also Primus says hi. *Walks out of his room*

~~

Jazz: Hey Prowl, buddy, pal.

Prowl: What do you want Jazz?

Jazz: Could you hook me up with your yellow friend?

Prowl: No

Jazz: Why?

Prowl: *Stare at Jazz* Cause he mine

Jazz: *Glares and walks off*

Sentinel: Why is he glaring at you?

Prowl: I said something was mine and he can't have him

Sentinel: *Looks at the ninja-bot*

Prowl: Hey Bee wanna go for a walk?

Bumblebee: Sure!

Prowl: *Walks off with Bumblebee*

~~

Shockwave: Bumblebee~

Bumblebee: *Looks at him confused* Yes?

Shockwave: I wanna have some fun~

Bumblebee: No we did it like ten times last night, so no

Shockwave: *Pouts*

Bumblebee: *Rolls his optics* Get over it Shocky

~~

Ratchet: Sentinel!

Sentinel: *walks in and sees Bumblebee on the bed, crying after being hit in the aft several times*

Ratchet: Tell your team to keep their hand off the kid!

Sentinel: What happened to him?

Ratchet: Jazz and Blurr kept fighting over him then Jetstorm came in and smacked Bee aft