A Badass Contest of Epic Proportions..!

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You know the drill by now, 'troopers, but for those of you who don't - I mean, we might have a few newbies, after all - here are the rules...

The first rule of any Ooorah! contest is that you don't talk about the Ooorah! contest.

That's a lie. Talk about it as much as you like! In fact, we'd be massively offended if you don't tell all of your friends about this contest!

The real rules are as follows. There really are none, simply look at the picture posted above, marvel at its obvious badassness and come up with a caption to go with it. In fact, come up with as many captions for it as you like!

Whichever entry we here at Ooorah! consider to be most excellent, the writer of that entry will win the opportunity to write September's installment of our monthly serial, Smith & Jones! The sub-genre for that, and for all of September's issue, is WattPunk, so exciting stuff right there!

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