Basically I kidnap- I mean bring them all in a room with their consent and ask them what they think of the ships, ship, or sink. Also be prepared to get traumatized 🤠
#1 in Haron 1/24/24
#1 in Lavon 1/24/24
#1 in Blamione 3/3/24
#3 in Snack 3/3/24
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Hermione: these are so cute!!!!!!
Me: GUESS WHAT???
Harry: you have another one?
Me: YESSSSSSSSSS
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Luna: awwwww they have nargles surrounding them that are only there when the two people are really in love!
Me: OMG THATS SOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!
Pansy: Do you have anymore????
Me: YESSSSSS
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Seamus: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT???
Me: ...
Dean: that was the Yule ball!
Me: well you see I uh um...
Deamus: Sam....how did you get this no one was around...
Me: there is a way for someone to get a photo! Like hypothetically if someone stole Harry's invisibility cloak then they could hypothetically sneak around and hypothetically spy on people and hypothetically find you guys and hypothetically take a hypothetical picture...all hypothetically of course
Everyone: ...
*crickets 🦗🦗🦗*
Me: I have another...?
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All the girls: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Me: SO WE CAN ALL AGREE THIS IS A SHIP!
Draco: uh we never said that...
Blaise: actually *shuffles to the side of the room with all the Deamus shippers leaving Draco alone*
Draco: *gasps dramatically and puts hand on his chest like he's wounded* HOW DARE YOU ABANDON ME BLAISE ZABINI!
Me: hehe his last name sounds like Bambi. Zabini, Bambi, zabambi!
Blaise: never call me that again.
Me: ok zabambi!
Blaise: *chases after me* DONT CALL ME ZABAMBI!
Me: AHHHHHHHHH ZABAMBI STOP I MEAN NO HARM! HELP! SOMEONE! *runs and hides behind draco*
Blaise: AHHH DRACO WHATCH OUT! *runs into Draco and falls onto him and they accidentally kiss*
Draco: why me? Wait- DID YOU JUST KISS ME???
Me: *now standing next to them and smirking eating popcorn* this is bloody funny and yea he did gayco *cough* sorry Draco (Credit for the stuff in bold: @Daisyroes33)
Blaise: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND ALL HER FALUT
Me: woah! That's bold of you to assume I'd do that to poor Harry!
Harry: what's this gotta do with me!
Dean: yeah it's supposed to be about us!
Me: right! *walks over to Dean and Seamus and puts them both in headlocks* this is supposed to be about you guys!
Seamus: can't........breath
Me: huh?
Hermione: THEY CANT BREATH!!
Me: why?
Ron: YOU HAVE THEM IN A HEADLOCK!
Me: I do? Oh I do! Sorry 'bout that!
*seamus and Dean clinging to eachother panting from lack of oxygen*
Me: why are y'all on the floor?
Twins: can we just move on! It's boring with reasonable ships!
Me: DEAMUS IS NOT BORING! but we do have other ships so NEXT SHIP!!!
Draco: I'm going deaf...
Me: *right next to him* WELL THATS TO DAMN BAD!!!!!
