Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8

Incorrect Ocean's 8 quotes ~ 38

Tammy: We came downstairs and each took a bowl of it, to which you-

Lou: Took away the fucking Mac n' Cheese back from you all and told to make your own damn cheesy noodles

Tammy: But you didn't stop Debbie from taking a bowl-

Lou: *throws hands in air* What do you expect me to do? Let her starve?

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*Tammy sees Lou storming away angrily*

Tammy: Did you and Lou get in a fight?

Debbie: *sipping her tea* Lou had a fight. I was being perfectly reasonable

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Debbie: I fell-

Lou: From heaven?

Debbie: No, I literally fell-

Lou: In love with me?

Debbie: LOU! MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Lou: Okay, but let's go back to my previous question. And be honest

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*Debbie's daily routine to wake Lou up*

Debbie: *whispering* Wake up, Lou

Debbie: *leans close* Wake up, honey

Debbie: *gently nudges Lou's shoulder* Wake up, babe

Debbie: *kisses allover Lou's face* Wake up, Louise

Debbie: *gets off the bed, goes near the window and draws back the curtains* Good Morning, Lou!

Debbie: *Walks back to the bed, straddles Lou, and slaps her cheek hard*

Lou: *wakes up with a jolt* WHA-

Debbie: *climbing off of Lou* That's right! Wake up you little shit!

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Rose: So, you really believe me, Daphne?

Daphne: You are the only good person in the face of this miserable planet. I'd believe you if you said cartoon birds woke you up and did your hair this morning

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Tammy: So, you two got kicked out of the movies? What did you do?

Nine: Constance was yelling diving scores as people jumped off the Titanic while it was drowning

Constance: The last guy had a solid 8 let me tell you

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