Loona in a deep slumber starts to wake as a cup filled with water sits on the table next to her foot spills and the room starts rumbling.

Loona: Guys... do you feel that?

Blitzo: Oh, shit! Is that a hellshake?

Moxxie: That's possible?

Millie: Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!

Moxxie: I'm not "panicking," because hellquakes don't happen.

Y/n: Dear god get a hold of yourself man!

Moxxie: You guys are the ones shouting.

Loona roughly grabs hold of Moxxie and shakes him.

Loona: STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL, FATTY!

She slaps Moxxie in the face, sending him flying against the wall and slightly dazing him. He is then knocked down further by what appears to be a wrecking ball crushing him. As the dust clears, the wrecking ball untangles into multiple robotic tentacles and a uses two of them to hoist himself into the room through the hole, covering himself with his cape.

???: Do not be afraid!

The man grins and extends his robotic tentacles.

Y/n: Kinda hard to do that when you're wearing those creepy tentacles I catch Nifty watching!

Blitzo: Please tell me you got that insurance thing.

Millie: Who are you, and what do you want?!

The man extends a tentacle into a loop-de-loop and slides along it to the other side of the room.]

???: I am Loopty Goopty! Dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopiiiish!

Loona: Coulda just used the door, dude. Doesn't need to be this whole thing.

Loopty: I am eccentric and must therefore do eccentric SHIT!

Y/n:

Blitzo: Ugh! This old fuck reeks of the living world

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Blitzo: Ugh! This old fuck reeks of the living world. Did you just die?

Loopty: YEEEEES! Moments ago, in fact! Which is what brought me HEEERE!

Loona: Just sayin'... the front door would've gotten you here fine.

Loopty: Shut up, dear furry!

Loona growls in anger.

Y/n: Ha I like this guy already!

Loopy: This is the I'm gonna need you to kiill!

He holds up an old photo of an old bald man in a bed. Blitzo takes the photo from him.

Blitzo: Not even a shit's length of time in Hell and already plotting revenge. I can respect a man with that sort of passion! I'm Blitzo, the "O" is silent.

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