Moxxie: Yeah.....he did you know I don't think he was even trying which is understandable seeing that he's a host to a superhuman killer alien of course he would win. (That and i swear I saw millie gawk at him when he had no shirt but maybe I'm not one to judge. Y/N is well shaped and he has some serious muscles......those big bulking muscles..........Doh damn my bisexuality I mean Y/N may not be okay with me seeing him like that! Maybe I could have a sex change but those cost money right? How much does that type of surgery even cost?) Well I'm still better at some thing then striker like singing!
Striker: (Pulls out guitar) I'd like to take this opportunity to sing a quick song I wrote just now about me winning.
Moxxie: OH WHAT THE FUCK!?
Striker: ♬ sweet victory......I smell the fear♬
Striker kicks a fangirl into a group which mauls her.
Striker:♬ From up in stinking heaven to the Rough rocks of hell sweet victory ♬
♬ With evreything i do♬
♬ every talent I'm so much more talented then you ♬
Blitzo walks upto moxxie and millie with food in his mouth.
Blitzo: isn't this girl great?
Striker:♬ everytime I tryyy I push and succeed ♬
Moxxie: False!
Blitzo: It's gonna be nice working with her.
Moxxie: Working with her.......what?!
Striker: ♬ everytime first attempt of every single deed♬
Blitzo: Yeaaah I asked her if she wants to join I.M.P.
Moxxie: You asked.......but-
Moxxie looked at blitzo with a hurt expression but blitzo just shruggs it off.
Striker: ♬ Me! I'm totally the best!♬
Millie: Mox I think you've had enough for now let's head back to the house and get you cleaned up.
Striker: ♬ The super cool me! beautiful girl..(coughs) fuck you moxxie go fuck yourself ♬
Moxxie starts to cry and walks away.
Striker: ♬ Did you hear something? it was just the wind. ♬
The crowd applause strikers singing.
Striker: Thank you you're too kind.
Evreyone starts to enjoy the festival millie was with her parents lighting the lanterns blitzo was watching bombproof as he feasts on a dead carcass and Y/N was eating pie with loona carnage and sallie. Moxxie walked into the house still in a state of depression and walks up the stairs past strikers room where he notices a light shining through her door.
Moxxie: Well that's troubling.
Moxxie peers through the door and looks around and notices an open gun case that held a rifle with glowing patterns.
Moxxie: Oh my crumbs! A genuine carmine crafted blessing tipped rifle! How in the fuck did she get one of these?!
Striker: Why don't you ask me little dude?
Moxxie turns around and sees striker leaning against the door.
Moxxie: Shit w-why do you have this Ma'am?! You are aware that this kind of weapon can kill-
Striker: Demon royalty?
Moxxie: Yes that's it!
Striker: No shit that's kinda the point.
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(ON HOLD) Bit of carnage and a helluva time (helluva boss x male carnage reader)
FanfictionDuring your life you went through stressful day after stressful day with your job and your bastard of a boss. during one night a meteor crashed near Y/N's House and when he checked the crashsite a being from another world paired with the boy and af...
The harvest moon festival
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