Lou: I took your watch and lost it. Please don't kill me!
Debbie:
Debbie: You have exactly 10 seconds
Lou: What?
Debbie: One
Lou: But-
Debbie: Two
Lou: Uh-
Tammy: Don't just stand there, you idiot! Run for your life!
***
Nine: Fuck, marry, kill - Amita, Tammy, Rose
Constance: Fuck Tammy, Marry Rose, Kill Daphne
Daphne: WHAT THE- I WASN'T EVEN ONE OF THE OPTIONS, BITCH!
***
Lou: *introducing herself to Tammy* Hello, I am Lou. I work with Debbie. You are?
Tammy: *sweating* questioning my sexuality
***
*Debbie and Lou argue. Later that night*
Lou: Why do you think I am trying to apologise and have sex with you?
Debbie: Why is our bed surrounded with rose petals, why is there a bouquet with Sorry Card addressed to me from you, and why are you half-naked?
Lou:
Lou: Don't change the subject, Ocean
***
Debbie: Where is Lou?
Constance: Wait, give me a second
Constance: *holding a megaphone* LOU MILLER IS SUCH A BOTTOM, DEBBIE ALWAYS TOPS HER!
Lou: *from upstairs* WHAT?
Constance: There she is
***
Tammy: *shows the video recording of her child's birth*
Constance: *pointing at the baby on screen* I didn't know it came with a free leash
Lou: That's the umbilical cord
***
*Young Loubbie*
Debbie: Are you a nerd?
Lou: No, why would you ask me that?
Debbie: It's Friday night and you are busy with your Chemistry assignment
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Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Fanfictionjust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.
Incorrect Ocean's 8 quotes ~ 37
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