Wow! Two updates within 6 hours! What a great time I'm having! Okay, let's get down to business. (to defeat...the Huns...sorry man I had to mulan is beast) I was in a group chat of three (threesome yasssss) and I was playfully arguing with douchebag. Nothing unusual, happens quite frequently. Not the point. We were arguing that I don't have a dick-again, nothing out of the ordinary-and this is what happened
In the group chat~~~
Douchebag: I HAVE SOMETHING YOU DONT
Me: LIKE WHAT? FRAGILE MASCULINITY?
Me: NO THANKS
Innocent bystander: Would you like some ice for that burn?
Me: SHOTS
Me: FIRED
Douchebag: NAH
Innocent bystander: Or an ambulance
Douchebag: DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS
Me: NOPE
Douchebag: OH
Douchebag: WHY?
Me: BUT YOU'LL STILL SAY IT SO WHY ASK
Then he private texts me, oh joy, the private texts
Douchebag: VIRGINITY
Douchebag: Don't hate me plz
Why the fuck would you say that. You know I don't like talking about that. You fucking know I regret that. You knew that I was going to be pissed about it considering you texted me saying not to hate you 5 seconds after. So what the fuck. That's okay. I'll just forgive you. Like fucking always.
