rob: *a beat playing in the background* hey! I think you're really cool! I like you a lot!
also rob: maybe we can hang out or something...
the tallies: *singing someone happy birthday*
zubin: I'm just gonna try one more time by myself.
the tallies: but we just sang it.
zubin: SHUT UP!...*sings in most over-the-top voice* happy birth-
joe: *lies face down on the floor as "cha-cha slide" plays in the background* (yes, this is the whole vine)
andrew, at a restaurant: and, you know, I hate to do this, but I specifically asked for no mustard and you just brought me a bottle of mustard on a plate.
andrew: *pans camera to bottle of mustard on a plate*
rob: hi, and this is my impression of when shakira goes to wash her hands, but the water's too hot.
rob: *goes to wash hands* *yells but in a shakira way*
rob: thank you.
ross: hey man, can you grab me a bag of chips?
joe: aw man, the only bag left is this bag of knives. *pulls out a BUNDLE of knives instead of a bag smh*
ross: why would they- why would they put that in there??
police officer: so we got a picture of him around the time he went missing-
*a picture of zubin*
police officer: -and aged it ten years to see what he looks like now.
*still the same picture of zubin, but he now has a hat*
police officer: he got a new hat!
andrew: *kisses quarter* I wish I had 25 cents!
andrew: *throws quarter*
zubin, wearing headphones: hey, do you know how to get to the bus stop from here?
rob: er, yeah, if you go down this street-
zubin: uh, I can't hear you.
rob: take off your headphones.
zubin: *points to headphones* I'm wearing headphones-
joe: *filming joe hawley II sitting on a keyboard, looking cute*
joe: *pans camera to a word document, where joe hawley II is spamming a bunch of X's*
ross: *running* HEY, HEY!!
ross's wife: *whispering* shh! the baby is sleeping!
ross: *whispering* sorry.
ross's wife: *whispering* what's up?
ross: *still whispering* there's a fire.
zubin, working at a restaurant: so, how is everything?
random ass customer: actually, the chicken's a little dry.
zubin: *spits on the chicken* how 'bout now?
any tally hall fan who also simps for a tally: *runs up & blows a kiss to a tally*
any tally: *catches the kiss* *puts it in a blender*
any tally hall simp: *horrified*
joe: *carrying a coffee pot* joe, the coffee's almost done.
joe: joe?
joe, but in his head: maybe I'm joe.
andrew, speaking weirdly: hi, guys! I'm free today, justwannaletyouknowI'm going shopping today, bye guys.
rob: *confused as fuck* ...do you know what he said?
ross: no.
rob: *holding up a sabra container* sabra gives you all your daily nutrients, like 0 grams of trans fat, and oH mY gOd ChOlEsTeRoL!1!1!!
zubin: ross, can you take out the trash?
ross: *puts mic up to zubin*
also ross: *makes a dubstep remix out of zubin's words*
zubin: CHORES NEED TO GET DONE AROUND HERE, ROSS!
bora: you're gonna tell me EVERYTHING. right now.
joe: no.
bora: please.
joe: no.
bora: please.
joe: no.
bora: please.
joe: no.
bora: please.
joe: no.
zubin: do you mean the one where she's like-
zubin: ~baby, when they look up AT the skyyyyy~
zubin: or is that something different?
ryan: *speaking quickly but his voice is also breaking* heyguysryanrightheretellingyouhowtodoanythingI'mgonnashowyouhowtosolvearubik'scube-
ryan: *solves the rubik's cube* that'showyoudoitthanksguysforwatching...uh...likeandsubscribe-
rob, watching the video: *confused as fuck once again*
~fin~
yeah I said nothing here >:3 (btw fun fact, I thought zubin's birthday was also this month but then I remembered it wasn't so I had to change some things 😭)
YOU ARE READING
tally hall, but they're vines
Randomhave you ever seen a vine and thought, "wow! that really seems like [TALLY HALL MEMBER]!" well, no more wishing and imagining it was them since this book now exists!!! ...
alright...IT'S TIME FOR A BIRTHDAY!!!
Start from the beginning
