have you ever seen a vine and thought, "wow! that really seems like [TALLY HALL MEMBER]!" well, no more wishing and imagining it was them since this book now exists!!!
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hi!!! happy very early birthday to rob since his birthday is in this month!!! (august)
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rob: what are you doing?
ross: science fair project, I just found out hamsters are allergic.
rob: to what?
ross: *looks down at bathtub* ...being underwater for 10 minutes.
zubin: sure, you may be verified on twitter. but are you verified in the eyes of god?
joe: *filming* yo, what's the scoop?
rob, pulling up on a scooter: PENIS! *crashes scooter into gate*
ross & andrew: *playing hangman*
ross: there's no Q, you lose.
andrew: dude, are you kidding me?! you can still add something.
ross: I've added a belt, 4 earrings, and AN EXTRA ARM. YOU LOSE.
joe: *skipping around the living room in a ghost costume/sheet* *falls* AH, FUCK!
zubin: *startled* who's there?!
joe, still on the floor: NOBODY, FUCK OFF!
joe: yeet? more like beet. (I'm so fucking sorry for this one guys)
joe, but voiceover edition: my name's joe, and I literally cannot stop eating beets. please fuckin' help-
rob: *opens shower curtain & steps out from behind it* roses are red, violets are blue, why'd- why'd you leave me, karen? *voice breaking* what did I do?
ross: *looking at picture*
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(this one to be exact)
ross: haha, I do that!...
joe: here's a summer fashion tip-
joe: *pans camera to a pair of jeans, which the legs have been cut off* cut off the legs of your old jeans...
joe, now filming himself in the mirror: *wearing the legs but on his arms* for that hip summertime look.
bora: sometimes, you get knocked down and you don't know if you can get back up again. and sometimes you go to cracker barrel. *smirks*
bora, now at cracker barrel: *camera pans to bora as "bring me to life" by evanescence plays*
