tally hall, but they're vines

wattpad is like hell but I'm still posting on here

omg it's marsh (march)

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andrew: I want a jewish girl, that goes to temple, and rEaDs HeR tOrAh~

rob: *is at party* welcome to bible study! we're all children of jesus.

ross: *is snorting a line of c0ke*

rob: *zooms in camera on ross and starts to chant* KUMBAYA, MY LO-

joe: *is praying* please, god, just let me have ONE good day!

zubin: *is god*

zubin: oh my god, you again? give it a rest buddy!

zubin & rob: *is in a car, driving home*

zubin: rob, can we stop at mcdonald's?

rob: zubin, I'm making dinner at home.

zubin: ...I hate this fucking family- *wipes away tears*

andrew: do you, per chance, have a tumblr?

 joe: *has 3 cigarettes* *takes one out of mouth* how could you tell?

zubin: *is faking being asleep* *wakes up*

zubin: oh sorry, I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich!

andrew: GO BACK TO SLEEP, AND STARVE.

bora: who am I? let's go to the beach, beach! ...ninky minjaj.

ross: *is laughing while filming*

zubin: *is sleeping on an air mattress in a tent*

joe: *pulls zubin out of the tent* *puts him in a lake*

zubin: *wakes up* AAAAAAAH!

zubin: *tries to get off of mattress but ends up falling into lake*

ross: *even more laughing*

rob: dear diary. today, I couldn't find my diary so I'm writing this on both of my kung fu panda 2 DVDs. *camera pans to rob writing on 2 kung fu panda 2 DVDs*

tally hall, in 2011: y'all ugly. *disappears*

joe: uhm, zubin, could you read number 23 for the class?

zubin: no, I cannot. *smiles while freezeframes*

zubin, but voiceover edition: what up, I'm zubin, I'm 19, and I never fuckin' learned how to read.

rob: *blowing smoke out of mouth onto table*

ryan: *blows it all away*

rob: *looks at ryan with a disappointed look* ryan!

zubin: *is in drive-thru*

drive-thru worker: hi, can I help you?

zubin: no. *drives away*

joe, ross, & rob: *is at party*