Ride The cyclone Head-canons/Oneshots

__Stuff The Choir Has Said__

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Noel: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

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Noel: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.
Noel: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

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Jane: I have yet to encounter a problem where me getting arrested didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.

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Mishca: I was put on this earth to do one thing.
Mishca: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.
Noel: Well shit, start by doing me.

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Mishca: Is this a good idea?
Mishca: Probably not.
Mishca: Do I care?
Mishca: No.

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Noel: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture."
Bartender: ...I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar.

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Ocean, holding up her new top: Is this ugly?
Constance, trying to be nice: It's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged.

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Mishca, as a child, reading their school assignment out loud: I love my library because...
Mishca, mouthing words while writing: I love reading, fuck you.

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Ricky, the only one who can do this: Not to brag, but I can go into the Spirit Halloween without crying.

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Mishca: Two bros!
Mishca: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Noel: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!

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Ocean: *Having a panic attack*
Jane who doesn't know what's going on: Can I offer you a nice stick in this trying time?

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Ocean: Helpful grammar tip: "farther" is for physical distance, "further" is for methaphorical distance, and "father" is for emotional distance!

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Noel, talking to Ocean: Could you maybe just like... stab me... right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. 'Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

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*Jane is ordering a cake over the phone*
Shop Employee: ...and what would you like your cake to say?
Jane, covering the phone to look at The Choir: Do we want a talking cake?

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Jane, in a sweater with big sleeves: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people
Constance, stepping away: Okay then.