> HAIKYU! CHATFIC.

big mistake.

users :
daichilovesmen - daichi sawamura
sugarwara - sugawara koushi
alpha - tsukishima kei
omega - kageyama tobio
beta - yamaguchi tadashi
pissboy - hinaya shōyō
bombangrybird - tanaka ryuunōsuke
yellowangrybird - nishinoya yū
kitten - narita kazuhito
daddy - kinoshita hisashi
fear - asahi azumane
aliteralgoddess - shimizu kiyoko (MY WIFE<33)
fear2 - yachi hitoka
forgotten23 - ennoshita chikara
<3
SHIPS --

ennotanakiyo
daisuga (turns into daikawa (daichi x oikawa))
teruhinayama (rarepair #1)
narikino (rarepair #2)
tsukikage
asaushiaone (rarepair #3)
yachi on her own :3

.....

DAICHILOVESMEN HAS ADDED 13 OTHER USERS TO
' karasuno '

daichilovesmen : this is for team purposes ONLY.
sugarwara : dai cmon. you know thats not how this is gonna go.
fear : uuh
fear : hi..
pissboy : HEY WHY AM I PISSBOY?!
bombangrybird : PISSBOOOYY
alpha : i already regret life
omega : why am i omega
alpha : looks like the kings below me
omega : didnt ur brother lie to you
omega : yea be quiet whore
alpha : whys that kinda hot
omega : .
OMEGA IS OFFLINE.
aliteralgoddess : oh hi guys!!
forgotten23 : hi kiyo! <333
bombangrybird : HI LOVELY!
aliteralgoddess : <33 kiss kiss
yellowangrybird : ASAHI DO IT ALREADY.
fear : SHUT UP IM NERVOUS OKAY
yellowangrybird : I'LL DO IT FOR YOU THEN.
fear : IM DOING IT KYS
fear : @daichilovesmen @sugarwara
sugarwara : hm??
daichilovesmen : yeah?
fear : NISHINOYA KYS 😭😭😭😭
yellowangrybird : ok man im coming over with ice cream
DAICHILOVESMEN, SUGARWARA, YELLOWANGRYBIRD, AND FEAR ARE OFFLINE.
OMEGA IS BACK ONLINE
omega : yo why did i just see nishinoya senpai looking like hes about to murder someone..
omega : i havent seen him that angry since someone made a joke about yachi
fear2 : guys help me im cornered by 3 men
pissboy : yachi last time u took down a whole gang ure fine
fear2 : THEYRE FUCKING ARMED SHŌYŌ
daddy : wheres my kitten whiskers
kitten : right here zaddy
BETA HAS KICKED KITTEN AND DADDY OUT OF ' KARASUNO '
beta : @pissboy kiss me
pissboy : ok
EVERYONE IS OFFLINE.

IN TSUKIKAGE'S DMS
KAGEYAMA'S PHONE
' dinosaur guy '

you
im sorry tsukishima
i didnt mean what i said earlier
please answer me
youre still upset w me and you have every right to be,
i shouldn't have said that about what happened between you and your brother.
i just want you to know
i love you.
read 17:34 pm

dinosaur guy
i love you too.

you
wait what??
ure joking
this isnt funny tsukishima

dinosaur guy
im not joking
kiss me rn

you
okay then
see u in 10,.

LOLOL SHORT CHAPTER

oh ew wtaf this sucks (edited 8/6/23)