𝙆𝙄𝙈𝙀𝙏𝙎𝙐 𝙉𝙊 𝙔𝘼𝙄𝘽𝘼 : 𝘎𝘙𝘖𝘜𝘗 𝘊𝘏𝘈𝘛

👘 : CH. 3

Fakeass : guyysss.. I'm so bored already:((

Hotspiderman : would you like to make something with me?

Fakeass: yes!

Sanemi : like babies? Lmao.

Hotspiderman : no you indecent human being. I meant cook

Sanemi : cock?

Hotspiderman : this is unbelievable, let's go, Douma.

Fakeass : oki doki!:3

Sanemi : Lmao

Obanai : that was indecent of you sanemi. It's not that surprising, knowing that you have a rather aggressive personality.

Sanemi : what's with these formal texts!

Obanai : you're just not used to these types of messages right? Then you won't get offended from this. You're such an imbecile dear sanemi.

Sanemi : woaaah, I don't care about the imbecile thing! What's with the dear huh? Daaarrrlliiinnnggg

Obanai : would you like me to call you stupid instead?

Sanemi : what about 'babe'??

Obanai : no,That's.. Eh.

Sanemi : ehhh?? wdym eh?

Obanai : now what the hell does "wdym" mean?

Sanemi : what do you mean.

Obanai : what? I'm asking what it means.

Sanemi : now now, don't call me stupid:) IT MEANS WHAT DO YOU MEAN.

Obanai : ah I see.

Sanemi : 😐😐😐

Mitsuri : Kyaa~ you guys are so cute!

Shinobu : jst like you mitsuri.

Sanemi : then wouldn't we be ugly?

Obanai : hey. Don't talk to mitsuri like that you asshole.

Shinobu : yeah!

Sanemi : shutup, fakeass, you hate that uppermoon 2 thing, but y'all are the same. Fake:))

Shinobu : how dare you! You.. You I despise you so much.

Sanemi : despise?

Obanai : it means "hate extremely".

Sanemi : awh.. Hopefully you don't despise me:(

Obanai : goddammit.

Shinobu : haha! Sanemi looks like the bottom here!

Sanemi : I only look like one.

Obanai : pardon me?

Shinobu : I ship you guys.

Mitsuri : me two! Me two!!!? 💕

Obanai : unbelievable.. I get shipped with this imbecile but not with mitsuri?..

Shinobu : hey! Mitsuri is mine~

Mitsuri : heheh:33 yeah! Yeah!

Shinobu : see? Go to your salami.

Sanemi : I'll kill you!

Obanai : oh my goddd...

Sanemi : something wrong nai-chan~

Obanai : NAI?! CHAN?! are you serious right now. I'm a guy..

Sanemi : sorry but you have a feminine kind of body anddd.. You are kind of short for a guy like you.

Obanai : I..

Tanjiro : hello!

Zenitsu : hai

Inosuke : what's upppp

Aoi : hey 😐

Inosuke : tf's up with that emoji, it's bald.. Like.. Monjiro!

Tanjiro : what?!!

Zenitsu : ..💀

Tanjiro : wait, what's wrong zenitsu?

Zenitsu : I'm laughing. It's used for a laughing expression..

Tanjiro : a.. Death.. Emoji.. For a.. Laughing.. Expression..?!

Zenitsu : mhm

Tanjiro : why do you seem so sad zenitsuuuu, what's wrong!

Zenitsu : listen.. It's.. None.. Of your business:D

Tanjiro : but, zenitsu. You are MY business.

Zenitsu : yours? haha..

Tanjiro : yes, zenitsu, you're mine.

Zenitsu : i-.. Uhhhhhh

Tanjiro : what! Cat got your tongue?

Zenitsu : ...🐈‍⬛

Zenitsu is offline.

tanjiro : wait- no- zenitsuuuu~

Tanjiro is offline.

Sanemi : I wonder what they'll do.

Obanai : children stuff. Tanjiro begging to know why zenitsu is like that.

Sabito : sup

Tomioka : hey..

Fun fact : Sabito has a lot of potential! If he were to be with giyuu and not get injured he would've been at the same level as Gyomei or even stronger.

Gyomei : oh.. That is pleasant to hear.

Shinobu : my my~

Tomioka : this is why sabito should have been the water hashira and not me.

Sanemi : yeah.

Kanae : ooooh~

Sanemi : wha- NAI-CHAN, HELP?!

Obanai : .. Who now?

Sanemi : you!

Obanai : what! One, It's Obanai, two, I'm not a girl. THREE she's doing nothing to you. You do not need my help.

Sanemi : whatever:(

Obanai : you're completely different from irl and in digital.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ꒰ ♡ ꒱ ,,  ⌲˘͈ᵕ˘͈

𝙏𝙊 𝘽𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙉𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙐𝙀𝘿

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A/N : I hope you enjoyed today's chapter~ on weekdays I post at night and on weekends I post at either the morning or afternoon.