clouded vision / httyd x reader

The Zippleback Experience

[Barf and Belch pick Hiccup from the ground by his arms]

Hiccup: Oh. Uh. Can you put me down, guys? Oh-Ah, And it's for moment like these that I always carry a spare.

[Hiccup picks a spare leg and replace the broken leg with it]

Tuff: So! If that's all you need from us, then we'll just be going back to......

Hiccup: Toothless. [Toothless shoots a plasma blast at them]

Tuff: Hey! Your dragon just shot at us.

Hiccup: Yes, I know. I told him to.

Tuff: Not cool, T. Not cool at all.

Hiccup: Anyway! Since you two seem so eager to spend some time away from the group, you get to pull the first two shifts of patrol duty.

Ruffnut: He's really become a tyrant.

Tuffnut: Power will do that to you.

Hiccup: Ugh, this leg needs to be filed down. It's pinching me.

[Opens door to hut, and yelps as he gets buried in fish]

Hiccup: Oh, for the love of Thor! Who did this?! Wait a minute, why am I even asking? Ruff, Tuff! Oh, I got another shift with your names on it! [Toothless eats one of the fish] Really? You're eating the evidence?

Hiccup: All right, where are they? I guess you just look for a fire, or any other catastrophe, they'll be close by. . . [Hiccup notices something fly past behind them, and turns to look, not seeing anything. He looks forward to see Barf & Belch barreling towards them. They snatch him off of Toothless, leaving him to fall.]

Hiccup: No! Belch! No, no, no, no! You drop me! You drop me right now! [Belch drops him, letting him fall after Toothless]

Hiccup: (Toothless and Hiccup crash land) Toothless! Ah! You all there, bud? I think I am. Annnd I spoke too soon. Oh, don't worry, bud. I always carry a spare for my spare. (Barf and Belch show up, dropping fish at Hiccup's feet) Wait a minute, it was you guys? You left me all that fish? Oh, okay, if you guys are here, and the twins are Thor knows where, then who's patrolling the island?

[On the other side of the island]

Dragon Hunter 1: Dragon sentries!

Dragon Hunter 2: Oh, this'll put it to sleep for a bit.

[At the base]

Ruffnut: This is all your fault.

Tuffnut: My fault? My fault?!

Ruffnut: It's your attitude, bro. It's always been your attitude. And it finally drove our beloved dragon away!

Tuffnut: My attitude? My attitude is fun, carefree, adventurous, and loves to take long walks. And it doesn't matter if it's on a beach or not.

Ruffnut: You're ridiculous.

Tuffnut: Oh, yeah? Well, you smell like a barrel of 20-year-old cod livers. That's what drove them away.

Ruffnut: Hey! This smell is not achieved easily.

Tuffnut: Hiccup, you found 'em!

Ruffnut: Where did you two go? You had us worried sick.