MCU + Asgard React to ONLY Loki [Canon/Fanon]

💚Kid Loki (Part 2)💚

'This, is the place where the TVA dumps its rubbish. EVERYTHING they prune. And," Kid Loki points in the direction of a loud crackling noise. "-Alioth, he ensures none of it ever returns." 

"Reminds me of the Devil's Anus," Valkyrie - Brunnhilde - snorts. "Looks like it, sounds like it. Kind of looks like an anus." (I cannot remember if I ever added her but she's here. :O)

"Devil's Anus? What the hell is that?" Peter Parker spits out. "Pfft. Devil. Hell," Ned giggles. 

'We'll get into that later-' 

"We have to go IN THE ANUS?!" 

'NEXT!' 

There's a cut where Kid Loki and a bunch of others are laughing  at 2012's stupid plan. Another cut occurs. 

'Just do you want, I guess.' 

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Another cut, before: 

'I killed Thor.' 

The theater goes sullen and gloomy again. 

"Man. Hearing that again still gives me the chills," a SHIELD agent shivered. 

"How could a child kill our prince?" Volstagg sighed. "He's but a child." 

Volstagg had a hard time imagining the small Loki from his youth killing the young Thor from his childhood in cold blood. Sure, they both had their spars and their pranks and tricks but Loki... he always wished to be around Thor, even when he, Hogun, Fandral, and Sif were nothing but rude or snobby to the poor boy. Looking at it now... what if Loki, in his insanity, lost it when he was far younger? The thought brought shivers to the man's body. 

"You forget that Asgardians are trained to kill from the time they are able to hold a sword," Hogun said. 

"Only because I don't allow my children to do so! I wish for them to pick what they want to do in their futures." 

Over where Loki sat, he couldn't help but smile at Volstagg's words. 

Kid Loki is now seen on a Mall Santa throne. He lazily sits, like a king, on the throne. In his hands, he holds a juice box. 

"Ooh, I haven't seen that 'Hi-C' packaging since I was a kid," Clint said. 

"Really? How different is it now?" Natasha asked. 

"Well, I mean, back then, I guess it was more simple. I wonder how old that juice is, though." 

Kid Loki shrugged. "Aesir-Jotun stomachs are rather acidic, so they aren't affected by the things you humans gag and get ill from. We can eat raw meat, expired goods, and drink from the most polluted of springs. The only issue is that they don't taste as good as fresh and cooked foods." 

"Tis true, my friend. We Asgardians can eat just about anything!" Thor cheered. 

"I wish my stomach was like that. I can barely last an hour without blowing up a toilet after eating fast food," one of the Midtown students frowned. "Taco Bell, Burger King... my worst enemies." 

"Tell them your story, Loki," he points to another Loki. '

There's a cut where he thrusts his juice box as if to say 'I agree.' 

"You're different," Kid Loki says as he uncrosses his legs. "Why?" 

Kid Loki is seen standing up from his throne and walking down the regal (dirty) steps. There's another cut from Kid Loki nodding to him hysterically laughing with the other Lokis. Then, all three Lokis are seen together.