Draco: I hate this
Me: no you love this.
Draco: hate
Me: love
Draco: hate
Me: love
Draco: hate
Me: love
Draco: hate
Me: hate
Draco: love
Me: HA GOT YOU!!!
Draco: what? NO I MEANT HATE. I HATE THIS.
Me: to late!
Draco: *tries to use wand* What the hell? Why won't my wand work?
Me: wands don't work here...
Draco: well how about this! *closes eyes and focuses*
*Gun appears on table*
*draco picks it up*
Pansy: WOAH DRACO CALM THE FUCK DOWN!
Me: guns don't work either.
Everyone: PHEW
Draco: *concentrates again* what about this?
*sword appears and he picks it up*
Me: yes...
*draco charges at me*
Everyone: STOP!!!
*I snap my fingers and Draco freezes*
Me: *chilling then another sword appears* now it's fair. *snaps and Draco unfreezes*
Draco: *falls* what happened???
Me: I froze you so I could get a weapon.
Draco: no fair!
Me: who said it was fair?
Draco: *charges at me again* IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!
Me: no *snaps and he freezes* ok now that that's done.
Harry: WHY ARE YOU SO CALM???
Ron: what the fuck just happened...
Blaise: better not unfreeze him.
Pansy: yeah...he might kill you.
Me: I got an idea.
*snaps and the sword disappears and then snaps again and a stuff animal snake takes its place*
Ron: *snorts*
Pansy: he still may kill you...
Me: I'll take the chance we need to move on.
*snaps and he unfreezes*
Draco: *battle cry* AHHHHHHH-what?
*when snake unfroze it flopped down in front of him*
Draco: why the fuck do I have a stuffed snake???
Me: oh did you want a real one?
*snaps and it comes alive*
Draco: *screams like a girl* GET THAT BLOODY SNAKE AWHA FROM ME!
Harry: *speaks parestounge*
Twins: this is fun to watch.
Draco: I SWEAR TO SALAZAR POTTER IF YOU DONT GET THAT BLOODY SNAKE AWAY FROM ME!
Harry: hmmm should I or should I tell it to attack.
Ron: attack!
*same time*
Draco: NO!
Me: Harry talk or I snap.
Harry: just snap we can't keep it.
*snaps and snake disappears*
Draco: THANK YOU! but where did it go?
Me: oh just a place where it will be taken care of...
At the Dursleys
Dudley: MUMMMMMM
Petunia: yes my sweet duddykins?
Dudley: THERES A SNAKE ON THE COUCH!!!
*petunia walks into the room and screams*
Vernon: what is going on?!
*sees huge python on the couch and Dudley on the table with petunia*
Vernon: where did that come from!??!
Dudley: I DONT KNOW IT JUST APPERED AND STARTED LICKING ME!!!
Petunia: oh shhhh it's alright my sweet duddykins.
*snake slithers off couch and out of the room then goes upstairs to Dudley room and messes it up then goes to the bed and eats the blanket then spits the blanket out in his shoes then moves to vernon and petunias room and does the same thing then goes to the kitchen and raids the fridge that petunia left open then leaves*
In RoR
Twins: this escalated quickly.
Me: roses are red, cacti are prickly, for the love of god, that escalated quickly. ANYWAYS! Next ship!!!
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