UNLESS [Onceler X Reader]

~~Soap~~

Y/N: Over my dead body!

You ran outside the tent while Onceler was climbing down the ladder, getting ready to chase you

You laughed as you ran out into the forest, he also laughed as he chased behind you

A light-hearted moment for a heavy start

Time Skip~~

It was now nightfall

Onceler was in his pyjamas, sitting on his bed with his guitar, practicing for the song he was going to sing tomorrow to sell his thneed

He mumbled under his breath as he strummed his guitar for inspiration

Onceler: Hm... Still not right...

Y/N: Hey!

Onceler screams at the sudden voice from outside his window

Once he calms down, he sees you standing outside with an innocent smile on your face

He frowns at you

Onceler: For the record, there is something called "knocking"!

You roll your eyes

Y/N: I was just wondering... Can I come inside?

Onceler: I mean... Yeah. It wouldn't be right to just let you sleep outside

Y/N: Really?

Onceler: Yeah. It's cold outside, so I understand

You smile once again at him

Y/N: You suprise me more every minute, tree chopper!

Oncelers neutral face now turned to one of displeasure as his brows lowered

Onceler: You know what? Nevermind, you can sleep outside

Y/N: Oh come on! I was joking!

Onceler scoffed as he stood up

Onceler: Alright, fine, you can come in-

He didn't even have time to finish his sentence when you jump through his window into the tent

He stares at you with a questionable expression. You stare back

Onceler: I uh... I was just gonna open the door, but, sure! That works too

Y/N: Was I supposed to use the door?

Onceler: ...

Y/N: ...

Onceler: Um... Make yourself at home, I guess

Without saying anything, you flop straight on his bed

Onceler: Wha- Hey! Not on my bed!

Y/N: Well where else am I supposed to sleep!?

Onceler: You...

Onceler looks around his house, and he finds that his bed is indeed the only thing you could sleep in

He groans in defeat

Onceler: Okay, how about this? We can sleep in the same bed, but we create a distance between ourselves

Y/N: I was going to do that anyway

Onceler: And NO touching!

Y/N: Wouldn't dream of it

Onceler: Okay, so we agree?