UNLESS [Onceler X Reader]

~~Soap~~

You turn to the rest of the animals and shrug your shoulders

Y/N: You heard the tree chopper, you all need to give him his personal space

The animals collectively 'Awww' in disappointment

But they listened as they got up and left the tent, still a bit bummed

Once Onceler closed the door, he gestured towards his ladder that led to the second story of his tent

You complied as you climbed up the curvy ladder that led to a bathroom

It had the usual stuff a bathroom would need

A sink, a mirror, a bathtub that could also work as a shower, and so forth

Y/N: So you're telling me that every time you need the bathroom you have to climb up a ladder?

Onceler was now up on the second story with you, standing next to you as he looked at his own bathroom

Onceler: Well, the toilet room itself is outside. This is just the general bathroom

Y/N: That's really poor planning

Onceler: That's why I keep my toothbrush downstairs

You gasp

Y/N: Is THAT what that is!?

Onceler: Yes! Toothbrush! For your TEETH!

You realized the mistake you made that morning with his "brush"

You kept a straight face but you were dying of embarrassment on the inside

Y/N: Geez, sorry. My mistake

Onceler: It's fine. It's fine. Now let's just wash your hair. The sooner it's done, the sooner you leave

Y/N: Agreed

Onceler: Now, if you could just, lie down in the bathtub

You complied as you stepped in, still fully clothed

You lay down with your head near the drain and your legs hanging out the edge of the bathtub

Onceler takes off his hat, so that it wouldn't fall while he was busy

He grabs the shower head and starts wetting your hair

Your eyes widen slightly

Y/N: Wow

Onceler: What?

Y/N: The water's really warm

Onceler: Well... Yeah?

He chuckles

Onceler: Why, did you expect me to use cold water on you?

Y/N: When it comes to you. I wouldn't be surprised if you did

He rolls his eyes at your response as he continues wetting your hair with the water

He then reaches to the side and grabs an unfamiliar bottle

He opens the cap with one hand, and he brings the bottle close to your hair

Your hand shoots up and grabs his wrist

He gives you a raised brow, while you look to him with a concerned expression

Onceler: What are you doing?

Y/N: What are YOU doing?

Onceler: What do you mean what am I doing? I'm trying to clean your hair