He takes mediocrity to a whole new extreme.
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Why does sour cream have an expiration date? What - if you leave it too long in the refrigerator it goes good?
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Turing Test is poking a stick through a hole to prod Schrödinger's cat. Uncertainty Principal is the hole and the stick are never in the same place at the same time.
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Zen Physics - The events most likely to happen are called "matter".
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I have just one thing to say.... And that was it.
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Teresa: "If you're crazy in the head when you make yourself a promise, then maybe when your mind is right, keeping that promise is crazy."
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Teresa just uttered - "You're in trouble now - you'll be a butt-happy, foot-happy, kick-a-roo pony!"
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My uninteresting thought for the day - Exceptions define the limits of a functional system.
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Waitress at lunch, seeing leftover my food said, "Ya wanna box?" I replied, "No, but I'll wrestle you best two out of three...." (True story!)
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Teresa just uttered, "Giant oysters couldn't embezzle the truth from me!"
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HumorA collection of short creative writings from author Melanie Anne Phillips including truisms, humorous quips, philosophical insights, inspirational notions, and a wide spectrum of poetry and prose.
