UNLESS [Onceler X Reader]

~~Thneed~~

In all honesty, you didn't have the slightest clue what you were looking at

You the find yourself starting to chuckle. You cover your mouth as to not make it too obvious of your laughter

But Onceler saw through it. He looked at you with a straight face then raised his eyebrow

Onceler: What?

You kept your hand to your mouth as to still try and keep yourself from bruising his ego

Y/N: Nothing

Onceler: No, really, what?

Y/N: Nothing! It's just... You chopped down one of the trees to make... Whatever that is!?

You then find yourself not able to keep it in as you start purely chuckling

Y/N: All that for this piece of junk!?

His expression changed to one of being offended by your words

Onceler: "Junk"!? Oh, no! Oh, no! You do not get it!

Y/N: I don't get it!?

Onceler: No, you don't!

Y/N: Oh, then PLEASE enlighten me!

Onceler: Gladly!

He holds steps in front of you, plastering a big proud smile on his face as he holds the "Thneed" up

Onceler: This! Is a revolutionary product!

Onceler excitingly runs up to a table that's in the middle of the tent with bears lying on the table

Onceler: It will change the world as we know it!

Then with one arm, he scoots the bears off the table as he lays the Thneed on top of it

Onceler: It has millions of uses!

You stare at him with a straight face. Not really buying into the Thneed idea

Onceler: Just look at this!

He turns around to the big bear who was now out the fridge and standing behind him

Onceler bends down and does something with his Thneed to the bear

Once he was done, he used all his strength to pick up the bear and display him on the tabel

Onceler: It can be used as a swimsuit!

Onceler displays proudly of the Thneed being wrapped around the bears body to look like swimming trunks

Albeit, the most ridiculous swimming trunks you've ever seen

Onceler, still very excited to display the rest of its usefulness, pulls the Thneed off the bear to move on to next use

Onceler stands next to some muddy paw prints on the floor that some bears left the previous night

Onceler: Mud tracked all over the floor by uninvited guest? Well the Thneed sure comes in handy for that problem!

You roll your eyes

Onceler takes the Thneed and swiftly rubs the foot prints, making the mud immediately go away without a stain

Onceler: But wait! There's more! Thanks to it's all-natural micro-fibers, it is also SUPER absorbent!

He then takes the Thneed and puts it in a glass full water, and it sucks up the water in an instant

Onceler: It also works as a hat

Without warning, he puts the wet thneed on top of your head

Soaking the the top of your hair

You give Onceler a look of un-amusement

Onceler: Of course, you should probably wring it out first

You take the wet thneed off your head, still not taking your annoyed glare off of him

Y/N: Sure! Go ahead!

You throw the thneed back at Onceler while shaking your head to rid some water

Y/N: But just saying, I don't think many people would want to buy that thing!

As you spoke, Onceler was already at the door of the tent, with his thneed around his neck

Onceler: Good to know. But, fortunately, you're not the target market, orange hair!

He gives an annoyed glance as he grabs his guitar

You raise an eyebrow

Y/N: You bringing the guitar as well?

Onceler gives a smirk of pride, as he strums some of the strings

Onceler: Oh, yeah! I got a little jingle on this thing. I'm gonna blow some minds. I'm gonna sell some thneeds!

At then, as soon as he opened the door, the sooner he left and closed it

Onceler takes his mule, and a sign along with him to as he sets out on his venture to sell his thneeds

You couldn't help but be impressed by his positive spirits and his unwavering commitment to his invention

It put a small smile to your face

His sense of optimism and determination was quite...

Strange...

But in a good way

In a way that made you want to know more of what he is capable of

More of what he could do...

More of who he is as a person

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