UNLESS [Onceler X Reader]

~~Fallen Night~~

Onceler: NOO! Can I have another~?

Y/N: Yeah, no, any more and I think you might ACTUALLY pass out on the floor

You assisted Onceler to the door of the bar, him staggering as he walk beside you

Once you were outside, the cold night breeze hit your face and it felt like you could finally breath again

You took a deep breath and your mind went to the forest

Out here, where people were, and modernization, just wasn't for you. You felt out of place. You knew it wasn't where you belonged

You could feel yourself getting weak, like everything that surrounded you drained your energy

It made you long for the peace and quiet of the forest

You felt yourself craving the grass to be underneath your feet instead of the concrete. Craving the smell of the truffula trees that surrounded the nature in a sweet scent

You look up to a tipsy Onceler who was hanging by your shoulder

Y/N: Alright, you ready to go back now?

Onceler: The store is closed...

Y/N: Huh?

Onceler manges to point in the distance, although he looked as if his hand was being dragged down by weights

You look to see the bed store where you and him were a couple of minutes ago

It was closed, and there was no one inside

Most of the people had gone home to sleep...

So it was just you and him...

Nobody would see...

...

Your eyes lit up in a mischievous manner. You turn to face Onceler who looks half-asleep drunk

Y/N: Hey, Onceler

Onceler: Heh... Yes~?

Y/N: I say we should go get you a bed

Onceler: But... The store is closed...

Y/N: And? What's stopping us?

Onceler: The store is closed...

Y/N: Yeah, I know, you've been saying that this whole time

...

Onceler: Have I...?

Y/N: Yes, now what do you say, I get you that bed, my treat

Onceler: Treat...? Okay~

Y/N: We can take it?

Onceler: Well... You bought it~

You smile as you speed walk to the bed store, Onceler staggering behind you

You go up to the store window and peer inside. Making sure no one is inside. It seemed the coast was clear

You turned back to Onceler who was now leaning against the glass window for support

Y/N: So, do you have anything in that satchel of yours so I can open this door?

Onceler squints his eyes at you

Onceler: Why you need to open the door~?

Y/N: So I can get inside

Onceler: Why do you want to get inside~?

Y/N: Ugh! Nevermind. You're too drunk for this