UNLESS [Onceler X Reader]

~~Fallen Night~~

You tap him on his shoulder

Y/N: Okay, I have an idea...

His face lights up and he smiles at you

Onceler: Yes?

Y/N: Well, first off, are you sure you want to hear this? Because... It could get us into trouble...

The smile on his face slowly fades and he gives you a questioning look

Onceler: Wait, you're not suggesting...?

Y/N: Yes, I am. I'm suggesting... Stealing...

Onceler: Stealing? Y/N, I... I can't steal a bed! I've never stolen anything before!

Y/N: Well, it was the only thing I could think of!

Onceler: Can't you think up something else?

Y/N: Well... No...

Onceler: Oh boy...

He puts his palm to his face and looks away from you. You stand there waiting for some kind of answer from him

Onceler: Well...We could if we- Wait! Why am I even considering this!? No!

You shrug your shoulders. Not knowing what else to do

Y/N: Well, the floor is always an option

Onceler: No no no! I am not sleeping on the dirty floor!

You stay silent. Not knowing what else to do in that situation. Onceler then sighs

Onceler: You know what? Maybe I should just get a couple of drinks, and then once I'm dead drunk, I won't even realize that I have slept on the floor

Y/N: Wait? You? Drink?

Onceler: I'm in my 20's. It's not like I'm not allowed to

Y/N: Okay... Whatever you say...

You and Onceler walk out of the store, and to a bar that's across the street from the bed store

There wasn't much people inside, so it was pretty quiet

You and him sat down on the chairs right by the bar table

Onceler sat there awkwardly, with his hands in between his legs. And you sat there, with both hands on the table

Onceler was looking at all the drinks available on the board, reading out each of them under his breath. His expression unreadable

You looked at him from the side of your eye

Y/N: So... Which drink is your favourite?

He looks to you like it was the most surprising question you ever asked him. He chuckles nervously as he speaks

Onceler: O-Oh...! My favourite drink? Um... Its the, uh... The clear one... Um... Yeah...

You turn to him and raise a brow. You then smirk at him, he looks to you in suspensefulness

Y/N: You've never had a drink before? Have you?

Onceler: Yes I have! I've had lots of drinks before! Haha! What are you talking about?

Y/N: Onceler...

You give him a stare as if to tell him "stop lying", he acts oblivious as he keeps on smiling

But he could tell you weren't buying it in the slightest

Then he sighs as he drops the act

Onceler: Fine! I've never had a drink before! There I said it! Happy?