UNLESS [Onceler X Reader]

~~The Stump~~

??: What? No, I wouldn't!

He chuckles nervously

??: I would never hit the little guy. You though?

He pauses before he let's out an exasperated sigh

??: I guess I can't, because I'm a respectful man, and wouldn't hit a person

You shake your head as you stared at him with hatred in your eyes

You turn to the rest of the animals behind you

Y/N: This! This is the man who chopped down our beloved tree with his ax!

You turn back around to face him. Your eyes piercing

Y/N: Shame on you!

The rest of the animals nodded at your words

The man looks to you all in disbelief, before furrowing his brows

??: Okay. You know what? That's it!

He steps closer in front of you with an aggressive stance

??: You listen to me, you orange-haired freak!

He had gotten so close that you stumbled back into the animals, the animals holding you up as the man towered over you with his height

??: I am going to chop down as many trees as I need to! Okay? Newsflash! Not going anywhere anytime soon!

He then storms off to his tent

You look to him in shock before the animals helped you to your feet. You continued to glare in his direction

He opens the door of his tent and looks back to you with the same hatred in his eyes as you

??: End of story!

He sticks his tongue out at you and then slams the door

He sighs now that he's finally rid of you

Y/N: Then you give me no choice

The man screams when he hears you speak directly next to him. He stumbles back in fright

He looks to his door, then to you, then back to the door

??: What? How did you-

Y/N: That doesn't matter! Now listen to me!

You step right in front of the man, giving him a cold, threatening glare

Y/N: If you don't leave by the time the sun has set upon this valley, all the forces of nature will be unleashed and wreak havoc upon you and curse your mortality until the end of your days...

The man says nothing as he gulps in fear

Y/N: You have been warned...

You then go to his door, open it and step back outside, the man slamming his door as you leave

The animals look to you in curiosity

Suddenly, one of them asks you a question

Of course, they couldn't speak, and no words were forming, but it was like you knew what they were saying without saying anything at all

Y/N: No, I lied. There is no curse

The animals proceed asking questions of you

Y/N: I don't know! I just said what came to my mind

...

Y/N: Thank you, I know it was poetic

...

Y/N: I don't know what we're gonna do with him, we need to make some sort of plan...

You turn around to the man's tent. On the tent, there was this sign:

"The Once-ler's"

Y/N: So that is what this mortal is called... Onceler...

...

Y/N: Listen, I already said I don't know, we need a plan before we decide to "wreak havoc"

You look around the forest in thought, thinking how you were going to stick to your warning

Your eyes wandered until it got to the river

And idea sparked

The animals looked at you in curiosity

Y/N: Okay... I have somewhat an idea... We'll just need to keep an eye on him to make sure we can do this...

...

Y/N: Yes, yes. Here's the idea...

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