UNLESS [Onceler X Reader]

~~The Stump~~

Y/N: Hey!

He turn around, and his eyes widened in shock. He screamed in fright and fell to the floor, tripping on his own feet

Y/N: Are you the one who did this?

??: D-Did what?

Y/N: Chop down this tree. Did you do it?

He looks up at you in questioning. Trying to get his act together, he looks to the side in a guilty manner before looking back at you

??: Um.... Noo...

He then gets up on his one knee and looks around

??: Who did this!?

As his eyes were trailing around, his eyes widen at something behind you, he gasps in suprise then points to the thing behind you

??: What's that!?

By instinct, you turn your head around to see where he was pointing at, but you saw nothing

Just regular forest

You then heard a metallic thump behind you

You turn back around to see an ax lying on top of one of the bear cubs, the ax being obviously too heavy to for the bear cub to stand up

The man points to the bear cub and averts your eyes

??: I think he did it

You furrow your eyebrows at this man

Although you had just got to this world, you weren't an idiot

You glared at him in silence, showing that you didn't believe in his pathetic excuse of a lie whatsoever

You look down at him with a cold glare before speaking in a firm tone

Y/N: I want you to leave. Take your cart and your ax and get out of here

The man smirks as he looks up at you, his eyes scanning your hair and markings

??: And who might you be?

Y/N: I'm Y/N. Guardian of this forest. I speak on behalf of the trees

The man is silent as he gives you a blank stare, almost as if it was the most ridiculous thing he has heard today

He stands back up and that's when you notice his height, especially standing in front of him

He was definitely taller than normal

He stands, and he crosses his arm, while putting one hand on his mouth in thought

You scoff at his ignorance

Y/N: So... You didn't just see me magically appear from that stump?

You point in the distance, however the man doesn't take his eyes off you. He crosses his arms while still making a face that says "i don't really believe you"

Y/N: You didn't see me come like lightning? You didn't see?

The man chuckles

??: No, but that's sounds awesome! Can you show me?

You look to him in disbelief. Then cross your arms

Y/N: Yes, I could. But that's not how it works, unfortunately

??: Okay then, uh...

He puts his finger to his mouth in contemplation, with the most unenthusiastic face