𝑯𝑰𝑮𝑯 𝑺𝑪𝑯𝑶𝑶𝑳 𝑺𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑺 | Eli Moskowitz

ʟ. ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʟʏɪɴɢ, ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴛᴇʀʀɪʙʟᴇ ᴀᴛ ɪᴛ

"After you almost got me fired!"

"God, I hate your stupid face so much" a kid that looked not over 11 said to Nathaniel

"If you died, I wouldn't attend your funeral" As much as she loved Nathaniel, that was probably the worst comeback of all times

"This isn't gonna work" Miguel breathed out

"It has to'' Sam was determined "We have one last time to make things right" She started looking at everyone "Alone, we're nothing. But if we work together, we have a shot. If we can't get over the past, the fighting will never end. We have to confront our enemies. This rivalry has to stop. One way or another''

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Finally,somehow, Miguel and Sam managed to get everyone to sit down calmly, also with a little help from Halley. She really wanted peace and she agreed with Sam's speech but if the former Cobra's tried anything she would kick their asses.

"I can't say this planer" Sam started again "Eagle Fang and Miyagi-do have to work together"

"Even if we wanted to team up, it'd never work" Chris refuted "I was in Cobra Kai. Their style mixes with ours like..." he stopped to think

"Oil and vinegar?" Nathaniel offered

"No, not salad dressing" Chris shook his head "I would say like British Bulldogs and the Hart Foundation"

"They were friends, dipshit" Penis breath snapped

"Not at WrestleMania 3, Penis breath"

"Okay!" he turned to fully look at Chris"You can't call me penis breath. Only they can call me penis breath" he said referring to the Eagle Fangs

"Why are you okay with anyone calling you penis breath?"

"You know what? Screw this" He stood up "Come on, let's go" and Bert followed

"Hey, pussies!" Demetri screamed making Halley jump in her seat because of how close he was too her. But his tone worked as the ones walking away stopped "This is exactly what those assholes in Cobra Kai want" he stood up to face them "Since you were one of them you're an asshole too" he pointed at him "So are you" he pointed at Chris "So was I. Well, At least I wanted to be one. But now Cobra Kai is the worst collection of assholes in the Valley, run by the king of all assholes. So if by merging with Eagle Fang...weird name, by the way" he interrupted himself for a second "...can keep us all from getting shit on anymore, then we'd all be assholes not to do it"

"Tell them, Dem" Halley mumbled for herself with a smile on her lips

"I'm sorry for all the 'assholes'. I usually take pride in my grandiloquence, but...it's an emotional time" they all looked at each other and without another word they sat back down "Now... Where do we start?" he looked at the responsibles for this meeting and went to sit down, Halley extended her arm and gave Demetri and high five

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Sam and Miguel let Demetri take over a little as he was the most organized out of them all

"We're all in agreement that our new convinced dojo should train at Miyagi-Do. But deadlocked on a new name, Gi design, Post-training snacks, and Sensei dispute resolution protocol" The three oldest ones looked at each other with grimaces "Okay, not good, but still, it's a start" a cat was heard outside of the house

"Aw, I think your cat wants to come in" Bert stood up "Here, kitty, kitty" he went outside and Halley looked at Sam with a frown

"I didn't know you had a cat"

"We don't"

"They don't" Sam and Halley said at the same time. Miguel also frowned. Any kind of word from anyone was cut short when the window was smashed and Bert landed on the floor

"What the fuck?" they all rushed to him

"Bert, what happened?" Miguel asked

"No cat" was the only response offered and then a group of Cobra's walked in lead by Hawk

"It's payback time, Rhea" Kyler said smugly. Miguel and Nathaniel picked up Bert and put him behind them and their eyes lever left the group of people in front of them "Let's go" The Cobra Kai's started to walk towards them making them star walking backwards in an attempt to put distance between them but then, behind them, the front door was smashed open and Tory, Angela, Erick and two other Cobra's walked in

"Heard you were throwing a party" Tory said

"Hope you don't mind if we crash" at the voice of Angela's voice, Halley's blood boiled, so much she didn't even pay attention to Erick, her glare was just on Angela, it was her opportunity, she was gonna get her revenge one way or another

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Hello, hello

To be honest with you guys, I didn't know Mitch's name until I looked it up for this chapter and I have every intetion of continue to call him penis breath just because it's so funny to me, so for my enjoyment Halley will continue to be oblivious to his name and in narration he will just be refered as 'penis breath', so just so you know I do know his name, I just refuse to use it :)