Ridonculous race x male reader

Hello and Dubai

Kelly confessional: Honey, I feel terrible about this.

Taylor confessional: Oh, then all is forgiven. PSYCH! That means it isn't!

Taylor is still pouting on the plane

Taylor: Mom, I need some space. I'm giving you a time-out.

Kelly: I'm not sure it works like that.

Taylor holds her breath

Kelly: Okay, sure.

She walks off and finds Dwayne and Dwayne Jr 

Kelly: Hi, there! Is this seat taken?

Dwayne: Uh, no, no. B-but, hehe, I am. I'm married.

Dwayne Jr: She's not into you, dad.

Dwayne: Oh. Sorry.

Kelly: No problem!

She sits down next to him and sighs.

Kelly: I'm just having some family issues right now. It all started back when Taylor was two-

Dwayne confessional: Play our cards right, pal, and this could be our first alliance! Great, huh

Dwayne Jr confessional: Uh, have you met them?

Kelly: I guess I shouldn't have told her the truth!

Dwayne: Oh, yeah, our opinions mean a lot to them. One time Junior made pancakes for mothers day, and I said they were overdone! Kid almost cried.

Kelly: I had the exact same thing happen with Taylor! Except I was the one making pancakes for her, and she threw them at me! And the pan too.

Dwayne: Oh. Uh, hehe. Well th-th-that's kids for ya.

Kitty and Owen watch as Emma and Noah talk by the bathroom.

Kitty: Ugh, they're both so snarky and full of themselves.

Owen: How are they not a couple yet.

Kitty: It's Emma. She's still hurt from her last break-up.

Owen: Ooh, still fresh?

Kitty: It was two years ago.

Owen: Oh.

Kitty: Yep. Getting these two together is gonna be hard.

They fist bump each other. The plane lands at an airport in Dubai

Don: Flight number one has landed in Dubai, and the teams are being shuttled to the Burj Al-Arab.

Teams pull up to the hotel in a bus, they rush out and get their tips from the Don Box outside

Noah: Either/or. Serve or squeegee?

Cut to the top of the building, Don is on a tennis court on the roof. A tennis ball machine is set up on the further side of the net, overlooking the roof's edge

Don: Teams can either return one serve each from the worlds toughest ball launcher, the Tennis Menace!

It fires a tennis ball at a crash dummy, the force is so powerful that it shatters the dummy into pieces, Don walks over to a loft suspended next to some windows

Don: Or wash an entire column of windows from the top down!

The loft squeaks as the wind blows against it, a squeegee falls off and plummets to the ground, catching fire and landing into a pile of smoking ash on the asphalt. Don taps his earpiece

Don: Are you sure legal cleared this?

A muffled response is heard

Don: Really? Team one was the first to arrive here at the hotel and have a choice of either-