Stephanie: Mush! Mush!

Stephanie confessional: We were so stressed out. But then it didn't even matter because all the teams are on the same flight!

After a couple of hours, the plane lands in Hawaii. Jay and Mickey make it outside first and walk by a lady with a basket full of flower necklaces

Don: As is the custom in Hawaii, teams are greeted with a lovely necklace made of local flowers.

The lady holds one up for the teams to see

Jay: Oh, wow, hi.

The lady walks towards them, but they both cringe

Jay: Those aren't *fearfully* Orchids!!!

He runs off in panic, but the lady glares at Jay intensely and tosses the necklace. It sails right towards Jay, who is running

Mickey: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

He jumps for the necklace but misses, it lands right on top of Jay's head, who immediately begins to sneeze

Mickey confessional: Oh boy, oh boy, they sure like their traditions around here!

Jay confessional: I'm severely allergic to orchids.

Sneezes all over Mickey, who cringes. Owen and Noah make their way to the Don Box, but as they're about to collect the tip, Emma shoves them aside, both grunting

Emma: This is ours! You might as well give up now. 

Owen: Uh oh. Prepare to get Noah-ed

Cut to Noah's POV, it is tinted pink and hearts surround Emma.

Owen: Um. Any second now, he's just thinking and then bam. Noah.

Kitty presses the button on the Don Box and starts to read the tip.

Kitty: It's a Botch or Watch! Whoever didn't do gymnastics in Romania has to go diving for wedding rings.

cut to Don, who is walking along a boardwalk perched above deep water

Don: In this challenge, botchers must dive into Hawaii's most popular wedding bay,

pan down into the water, rings are scattered about

Don: and retrieve the rings from the bottom!

Owen: Then swim to the beach at the tip of the bay to meet your partner.

Kitty: Come on!

Emma and Kitty leave as Noah watches Emma the entire time.

Owen: Noah, let's go!

Noah didn't move.

Owen: Noah? Oh maybe it's rabies.

He picks Noah up and runs off. Jacques and Josee run out. Josee suddenly stops and taps her chin as Jacques runs on without her.

Josee: Something doesn't feel right.

Jacques scooches back towards her. She suddenly gasps

Josee: Bun-Bun! Where's Bun-Bun?!

Jacques: It's okay, we don't need a rabbit's foot! Like you said about my underpants, it's just a silly superstition!

Josee: Okay, take off your lucky gitch then.

Jacques is left speechless, he then runs off 

Josee: That's what I thought!

Jacques spins a couple of times before swan diving into the water. Kitty is preparing to jump next

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